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Food & Drink Crap food that you absolutely love to eat
Amsterdam_Neil_D replied to trimandson's topic in Off Topic
Cola Bottles, not really a food but I love em always have. Eat em in handfulls. -
That is genius. I shall definitely do ths when I'm off on me hols next month! I thought so I would modify by making sure the trap(s) were secured to the ruksak so if they run of they would slice their fingers or hand in half, either way they would have to ask for help thus giving time to give them what they really need.
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Just out of interest..... My step son had his new Blackberry Bold nicked form his ruksak in Amsterdam on Saturday by a pick pocket type fellow (he has to pay 100% replacement costs). Is there anything to stop someone putting live mouse traps in one's ruksak with just enough open zip so a scum person can get their little hand in, I was thinking of covering the points on the traps with something unsavoury also to guarantee infection and hopefully amputation (No I am not going to do it, but I was just wondering why no one else has ever done it as it is the very least they deserve)
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Anyone ever read Peter James, crime based set in Brighton? I have read 3 or 4 now and he is quite good, twists in the tail and all that.
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Advertise the fact I have found it anonymously on the Internet and offer 70/30 split in my favour. Get something done in law and get them to sign it or they get nothing. Any funny business about grassing me up should be covered by the contract and in worse case scenario I would just eat it in front of them if they don't agree to my terms.
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It's funny when people who have not tried drugs comment, it's a bit like blokes talking about the pain of childbirth. Anyway legalise it all and your society is virtually guaranteed to improve with drug use falling over time. Everyone knows what Holland is like in respect of drug use, it's also the number 1 place to bring up your children in Europe, go figure.
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I get pissed on 3-4 bottles of Heineken. Cheap date me.
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Some mother's do ave em ! Does he count ?
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Total stunner, I agree. I totally disagree. She was clearly wearing a purple/red top. I look at the girls not what they are wearing
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Total stunner, I agree.
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It would stick out towards my left eye. I hope that doesn't prejudice your view of me Nope, same as me. Means (apparently) we are very good at telling lies and the opposite applies if you draw it the other way. Reading a book about it. The thing about being able to tell if people are telling lies from how they act or move is not really true. You are much more likely to be able to tell from the words they use and the way the sentences are constructed.
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If you draw an imaginary letter "Q" on your forehead which way does the little leg stick out from your point of view ? Not a trick, but your answer will tell me what I need to know.
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Wall-e (9 out of 10) & Coraline (8 out of 10) Technically brilliant and worth seeing IMO. Watched both at home in the last few days and thought they were very good indeed.
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Over the last 2 seasons Petrov has equalled and eventually overtaken Barry in virtually every department, that's pretty easy to see to be fair if you take out the emotion.
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How many bears would you need to kill a T Rex?
Amsterdam_Neil_D replied to The_Rev's topic in Off Topic
Depends on the firing mechanisim. Aiming and the general loaded would be the barrier I think. -
How many bears would you need to kill a T Rex?
Amsterdam_Neil_D replied to The_Rev's topic in Off Topic
It's like everyone is waiting for the apprentice to start -
How many bears would you need to kill a T Rex?
Amsterdam_Neil_D replied to The_Rev's topic in Off Topic
In fact a bear will kill a Lion in about 5 seconds easy pizzie as a lion's skull is relatively thin so one crack with the paws and it's game over. -
How many bears would you need to kill a T Rex?
Amsterdam_Neil_D replied to The_Rev's topic in Off Topic
I think 1 to the serious question. Bears are solid and a T-rex can't play the piano. -
Which Team do you dislike the most in the Premiership (pt1)?
Amsterdam_Neil_D replied to PauloBarnesi's topic in Off Topic
Newcastle. Now, I proper hate everything about them. The fans are scum and they have won F'all. The ****fest going on today in the papers and on the radio is amazing, West Brom's record is loads better than them but they get the airtime. -
You are missing speed from the list, in my opinion it's 1 of the very worst. An absolute filthy little drug and the one with a comedown so bad it's impossible to describe. No amount of baths or showers will make you feel clean. Bah.
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Sorry to say 6th, think we have run out of steam on the pitch mentally and physically. No spark there recently. Hope I am wrong obviously. Just the way i see it at the moment.
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Time for boxing gloves then. Stop you biting them.
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Chelsea 2 -1 I think. Game midweek & new manager effect + squad choice for the new guy....it's still an awesome set of players!.. If they play to 100 % we will struggle. Soz just the way i see it, hope I am wrong though. Saying that though tactics are important tommorrow, Chelsea need to go for it as they haved mouthed off about the league and we know what we will do. Looking forward to it.
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I have to agree the word "saved" comes across wrong and to be fair should say "Lost" depending on how you look at it. I read it as "Lost" but in any discussion like this my brain changes the words, God to "Harry Potter" and so on or else it jsut becomes a bit silly. Bottom line on this for me is : At what age do religious people prey on their off spring and feed them the lies of religion ? I believe the idea is to get to them when they are as young as possible, why would that be do you think ? I know why but any guesses ?
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Same as me mate. Did not take me long though, I was about 11 or 12 when I finally managed to see what the truth was. Maybe been taught by the odd old nun at school made me realise it's all bolox.
