Amsterdam_Neil_D

Can "incitement" and "potential" actually be measured and used in court ? Clapping is OK for example but if you shout or have a funny slogan T-shirt then your nicked or does it depend o the size of the material or fabric the message is written on ?

You have told us this loads of times mate.

What's the worst that could happen ? Give it a whirl, it might be good.

Is that in Erdington by the lights ?

It's always difficult, would I rather they lose 6-0 every week or lose 1-0 every week in the 93rd minute. i think the later. Some will think they have a draw as they start hitchhiking home to the caravan site. When they pick the paper out the bin in the morning the realisation that they lost would be about how I would like them to start all their days.

Yes but homelessness is on the increase so it all balances out.

There is a fourth, "I don't know". I think she probably meant that in reality. She's hopefully at the point where she is second guessing herself at which way the bathroom really is at the top of her own stairs. She surrounds herself with people like Gove, DUP(ffs), Hunt, word removed & Boris. At some point she will hopefully get an Epiphany after one of her church visits where as in the famous and very relevant "Mitchell and Web" sketch she might ask at the next cabinet meeting, "Are we actually the baddies in all of this?" as her chair leg freakishly fails and she falls under the table simultaneously knocking herself out.

I bet Spain are proper chuffed with that thoughtful gesture.

It is been translated live but I am sure they just declared Independence from Spain.

Certainly is for little Scotland. They can't compete becasue they are so small genetically, just like Spain So say's the Scottish Manager.

Not sure the front row of the Tory conference could "Woo" anything at the moment.

You are probably right there to an extent.

Best of luck with that. Brady is well up there this year, I mean Claude is giving a few of them a run for their money or glasses as is the case this year.

Did you happen to see it ? The Team leader of the Blokes was "Special" Let's call him Decisive Danny as I can't remember now. He would have voted himself out if they had all stayed quiet, I think he would just have left in the end and walked into a broom cupboard on the way out the lunatic. If someone could tell me he used to be a bomb disposal guy when he was younger then I think we can close the world. Red or Blue wire ?

Yep, we are wasting time.

Net, back of.

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Agreed, yes I like it. I like your thinking here... A secret agent, becasue as an Agent nobody would hear her coughing and smashing her way silently and stealthily through a window to steal files whilst simultaneously kicking the ladder away from the wall so she has absolutely no escape from either the 1 metre square cleaners cupboard she now finds herself standing in or seemingly her own power crazy desires that have propelled her into a self built mind prison of Tory shame where she sits all day reciting her speech and spinning on her thumb thinking about corn fields and how she has effortless achieved a level of pure mockery only suffered by the previous Tory Leader/pig farmer in a day. Is that what you meant ?

"Conbrexitives" from now on just so we don't forget though eh ?

They actually look close to tears, especially Boris. Let's not forget that this is the best they can offer in terms of personnel & intelligence, the very cream of the Tory crop. They have all had privileges most of us could only dream of and they still turn out like this lot.

"Building a country that works for everyone", they can't even make a sign for a few words removed successfully.

Loaded with sprinklers, fire escapes and minus the flammable cladding obviously?

Out of order, too patronising for her, make it a bit more simple.

We can all laugh but 2 seconds after this picture was taken the man in the blue battered the granny on the left becasue she was in seat "D4" and he had clearly had the "D4" ticket. It's true he showed everyone once he got it out of his pocket, comically not made any easier becasue of the massive swelling of both his hands and knuckles. It must have been truly awful for him as he pondered within his own wisdom as to how to handle this situation.

You can see how they get simple accountancy wrong now. "I bet there are some right lovely Conservative Clubs around the country that would have loved to have been even asked the magic words "Can yo do us a Conference on Wednesday week at T'club Geoff mate, light refreshments included as well?. Maybe some people would have to get some chairs from the pub next door but I am sure they could have squeezed in." Shocking it is.