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Amsterdam_Neil_D

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  1. It even gets on the News ffs. I suppose no other European country ever gets anything made outside its own borders for internal use or maybe they are struggling for News ?
  2. Is there anyway from where they are now to actual full detachment where the UK negotiating team could come out of this (Brexit) with their heads held high ? ( Is it at all salvageable is my question ? I have a sneaky feeling they think they are doing really well you see.
  3. I want my money back Hopefully they go into the bottom 3 and then west ham will show their true colours, start ripping the ground apart would be good to see them do for definite, fighting amongst themselves is a must really and making it so toxic in the stadium only the idiots are left. If it goes well it will be 80 % empty by the end of the season with only relegation after relegation to look forward too. This should put off the younger generation who will only travel to see the athletics on a Saturday now and then because their wily word removed cockney ways cant get them past the Oyster card machine on the tube the words removed no matter how much cockney twitching they try. words removed.
  4. Back to the dark ages! Well it shows how much respect hey have for Bobby Moore, bet his family were there as well to enjoy the Anniversary. In the posh seats I suppose. People putting their kids in the dugout of the opposition for safety that's truly the West Ham way. or people taking the kids out the ground completely, that's truly the West Ham way. Kids crying and coins being thrown, that's truly the West Ham way. Being riddled with porn and words removed that's truly the West Ham way. There is a high chance they will actually kick off between themselves in the next home game such is their intelligence and will need a Police cordon between themselves the stupid cockney words removed. Hope they go out of business and / or are forever in the same league as little small heath. They deserve each each, 4 times a year footballs worst scum particles would meet and hopefully destroy each other over time like decaying radioactive isotopes in the shallow end of a scum filled swimming pool filled with mother natures mistakes.
  5. Imagine working the turnstiles though at small heath, every week must be torture as the six toed crew shuffle past, all getting a little bit stuck with the turnstile or ticket. The kids who work in the turnstiles, how would they describe their little job I hear you ask ? , i suppose for them it's a cross between being held by the Viet-Cong in Vietnam and surprisingly and in a completely different direction I think, the prize bit on the Generation game where they had a cuddly toy and teas maid on the conveyor belt, but importantly they describe all the prizes are utterly worthless but all look strangely alike with a wet dog smell hanging over them like a cloud from "Porton Down". Imagine what you see every week for less than minimum wage !
  6. A dildo salesman confronting an unhappy dildo user, West Ham brought them together. Its the West Ham way!
  7. Like him or not, pretty amazing news that he and kim jong un (North Korea) will meet. That's a proper event and no President has ever done this before. If Trump gets a deal on the Nukes then that can only be a good thing ?
  8. Is the poor kid radioactive or something ?
  9. I bet a lot of them are required by law to sign a register at a Police station every week though. Same time and place each week. The majority are not very nice people.
  10. The title is missing dont mention ****** ? Or am I wrong ?
  11. Anyone know the odds for them to be not relegated please?
  12. I dont think any of his previous clubs were in the dead Man's allotment state of small heath 'when he took them over though. They need to start popping in goals from game 1 to the end. Can't see it myself, few injuries and suspensions and they are done.
  13. Combined 1 on 1 with Goalie ending up as a miss / save / in crowd = 366
  14. Yep, see what you mean but I was never thinking he stays there long, he does total rubbish, they sack him, he does well and in a year he can jump on the word removed prem merry go round again with Pardew and Alladyce and a better club than small heath will grab him and pay the compo no problem. He will always be stained goods though but so is Bruce too be fair.
  15. It's probably the only way they could get him. He knows if this job goes belly up for him (which it likely will) he will get a big payoff, assuming they are not gone into administration. He really can't lose, the entry on his CV will be the only stain that he can't remove but other than that he is on a winner. I think they were truly desperate, if not him who?
  16. There is a chance things could go a lot worse before they get better. It's not like Monk is going to tinker with the timing of a broken down super car here and fix it day one so it's purring like a V8 and wave bye bye to relegation. He has got a little stolen go-cart with pram wheels on steered by string. They only need to draw a few that they need to win and we all win. He ain't a Fergy or Pep remember, he is a Monk Bubble that works for little small heath.
  17. 50% win rate required. little Small heath getting smaller .
  18. Not really a star, more of a dormant planet.
  19. Let it go, let it goTurn away and slam the door.
  20. One of my worst memories from Villa Park is when we played QPR. I can remember exactly where I was standing and it was not a good day. A rocket polisher scored a hatrick. Not today though :-)
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