Went shopping before and called into my Alt Petrol Station,, My Normal was closed (it usually is at that time for cleaning)
"Pump number 3 and can I have 4 packets of ciggies"
"How are you paying?"
"card"
"Sorry I can only sell you 2 packets of ciiggies, I can sell you 4 if you pay cash"
"Eh?"
"It's in case your card is stolen"
"Even if it was, it's a customer present transaction using Chip and Pin, the bank guarantees you the payment"
"Those are the rules"
"What if I put £80 fuel in my car?"
"You could buy that by card obviously but I don't understand what you mean"
"Well if this is some sort of loss prevention tactic, your mark up on cigarettes is much greater than it is on fuel ergo your loss would be greater IF you didn't recieve the payment for the fuel but I can't help but tell you the payment by chip and pin is guaranteed by the bank"
"Sorry but those are the rules"
"Just the fuel then please"
"You don't want the ciggies?"
"No, I've got to go somewhere else to buy more so I'll just buy them all there as they are cheaper there anyway, I was buying them here for conveniences sake but your rules lost you the sale"