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I am watching this game via this forum. Is it a red or not?

I don't this is right. Brighton beat Southampton to go to 61 points. Villa beat Liverpool and get 60 points. Then Brighton lose to City and then it's all down to the last day. If Villa draw with Liverpool, then Villa get 58 points, Brighton beat Southampton and then lose to city and have 61 going into the last day. Which would be insurmountable. Draw for Brighton tomorrow would get them to 59, and villa can even lose to Liverpool today and it'll go to the last day. So if Villa don't beat Liverpool today Brighton need to not beat Southampton tomorrow.

I'm sort of lost. I thought our chances were better of 6th. We need Brighton to draw or lose to Southampton and we need to beat Liverpool to have any chance. Is that about right?

Brentford are looking like a team that could still get a result. They won't of course because there's a curse on us, but they look like they could

Imagine how good at football Harry Kane would be if he could breathe through his nose

In case anyone is feeling masochistically nostalgic.

The name John Aloisi is etched into my football soul.

I haven't been keeping up with this speculation at all. I'm sure whatever position he plays, Unai has an alternative lined up so he won't be that big a loss. He hasn't played at all for Barcelona so there's no guarantees he would have started for us either. We go again

He wouldn't look Gerrard in the eye. If it was me, I'm not sure I'd be able to look Gerrard in the eye either. Or keep a straight face

That was a good Eurovision. Fr Noel Furlong should present every year.

It looked like Catherine Tate was wearing one of those fake tits things you buy for a stag do

Graham's face for the biscuit offer. So funny

I'm so glad I never got to represent Ireland in the Eurovision. I would be mouldy drunk making a complete show of myself any time the camera came to me. Not that it was ever an option, but still.

Is this the public vote or the jury vote we're getting? I'm confused.

This isn't, but the bit before was

This is good

Will it go down to the last game of the season regardless now? I suppose in a way it will. If Brighton and Spurs win all their games, and we lose to Liverpool, we'll still be 3 points behind Spurs in 8th, hoping they lose and we make up a goal difference of maybe 4 on the final day. So yes the opportunity will be there on the final day of getting into the Conference league, but it would be nice if Brighton and Spurs dropped some points before then, and Villa got a result against Liverpool. If Villa lose to Liverpool, we can only afford Brighton to pick up 4 points from the Arsenal Newcastle, Southampton and Man City games for them to be catchable on the final day. However many points Villa get against Liverpool, Brighton are allowed to get that many plus 4 from the next four games. It would be so nice if Brighton would pick up where they left off against Everton in these final few games starting with Arsenal tomorrow.

A mile off

Oh ok. I'm wrong then, cool. Thanks for letting me know, professional football watcher

Can we do proper game management now please? No more shots. Just to the corners and shithousing

Record number of added minutes coming up here

Martinez is a pretty good keeper though I've heard

Oh come on just get on with it

It does hit Emi, but it's going to be a penalty