Spoony

"YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A HAND BAG. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR. PIRACY. IS. STEALING" That's why I BOUGHT the bloody DVD!!! The only time you DON'T see that copyright thing is when you download a film 'alternatively'

I've entered as The Biscuit Factory (I was lost for names and I was eating a HobNob) Given Huth Skrtel Hangeland Jagielka Albrighton Nani N'Zogbia Henderson Bent Carroll

Belgium, Holland, Germany, Italy, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, France, Austria and Luxembourg - just have a high vis jacket with you and don't drink at all if you're not sure of their drink/drive limits. Czech Rep, Slovakia, Hungary, Croatia, Slovenia - Although you might be concerned more about these countries, there is no need to be. They can't really be considered 'Eastern Europe' and all the negative connotations that comes with that. Your main problem will be that the roads are kind of shit so you want to stay on the main roads as much as problem. Just secure your belongings, just as you do in dodgy parts of the UK. Dodgy police wont be an issue because you're not going far East enough. Just make sure your tires, tax, insurance and little things like that are all legal and you'll be fine

I'm pretty sure the Liverpool fans even acknowledged it was a fake

But Young never committed and then did a roundabout turn. We all knew he was off and he never denied it. Downing made us all believe he was staying and then suddenly changed his mind

This. Liverpool, bigger club - fair enough Top four aspirations - fair enough More money - fair enough But DON'T say shit like "the best is yet to come", "Obviously if you have a good season you get linked, but I'm happy here.", "I have not even thought about leaving at any time. A lot faith went in to me.", "Yes. Obviously there is speculation about players going to clubs all the time but I am happy here", "The club paid a lot of money for me when I was injured and it was a serious injury. I want to repay that faith and so do a lot of the other players as well." He is full of shit. Good riddance to bad rubbish

That defence horrifies me

Warnock deserves another chance. He has shown himself to be very professional with a good attitude. He never moans, he just gets on with it

Well I'm glad I'm not alone here! I just don't get it. It's a very poor writing style and it really doesn't add anything, rather it just makes everything sound childish. Have you ever watched Scrapheap Challenge? That's exactly the same

THE AWFUL ALLITERATION ON THE VILLA SITE!!!!!!! Is their bullsh1t driving anyone else beyond bonkers? Some extreme examples of their ridiculous writing: Amusing Agbonlahor on pranksters, praying and phobias Obliging Oliver happy to talk Villa and Voldemort Watch Villa in the Barclays Asia Trophy with terrific tour packages Summer of fun for the kids with ace activities at Villa Park Practice like your Villa heroes at summer holiday soccer schools Villa the Midland Masters after sudden-death victory over Wolves That's just today for Christ's sake.

everyone stops appealing for offside. Wow...

Heskey should never have given the ref the option, he is entirely to blame

Wow there is so much negativity on here tonight! We're playing really well, we'll win this.

I don't quite get this new tactic of 'whoever you are, swing wildly at the ball if you're within 5 feet of the area no matter who's around you'

ahh my bad. Well we might draw then!

cue the van der Vaat hat trick

yay

You can't help but watch everything Spurs do defensively and in attack and wander "why can't we be like that?"

Delfouneso offers nothing

can Delfouneso not shoot?

I actually think Albrighton is better than Young as well

Welsh cakes. He baked them himself

wow they are taking the piss out of us

Gerard is that you?

we really just don't have a game plan do we?