Spoony

I REALLY hate Chelsea. I forget how much I hate them every time I see them, then I quickly remember

won. the. ball. AGAIN

shocking decision

There was a football game on?

I can actually feel myself growing older watching this game

I don't even watch us on TV anymore, let alone going to the games. If I watch it on TV I have to watch it with my house mates and I can't face the shame. It's totally embarrassing. Not only that, but we're utter shit to watch. I actually prefer watching all other teams in the PL now over us. We don't even try and that is much worse than being **** 6-1 by Newcastle

That is the best summary of Bent's new role at our club

6-0 Man Utd. I'm absolutely dreading this

Herd was awful, is awful and shouldn't play

Stewart Downing, James Milner, Ashley Young, Stiliyan Petrov, Wilfred Bouma etc etc etc were ALL shit when they first got here. For Christ's sake give the lad a chance!!!

No

Well that's annoying

I don't understand why Petrov is getting so much praise. I thought he looked slow and completely uncommanding in the centre. The Wolves midfield had him contained with ease and he created nothing. He was always late to the ball

Subs barely worth mentioning

Given - 7, commanded his area well and a couple of good clearances from corners Warnock 6, much the same as Dunne Dunne - 6, did what was required but shit distribution Collins - 6, HOOOOOOOOOF Herd - 7, did okay, few errors, took one hell of a battering from the post (not sure why he was MOTM though) Agbonlahor - 8, impressed me today, some good crossing and was our only real threat all game Petrov - 5, just not quick enough both mentally and physically Delph - 7, getting into some good positions and actually keeping the ball N'Zogbia 4, though he was useless and he really REALLY didn't look like he wanted to be there at all Heskey - 7, he was good but should have been taken off after about 60 minutes. He just got too tired Bent - 6, wasn't really in the game (although largely not his fault)

Jesus I'd take a point now

that was a **** stupid challenge

Agreed

To be fair, Villa-Wolves games are usually utter shite

Heskey has been good but he really isn't capable of 90 minutes any more

Shove Ireland on for a laugh

At least Young looked like he'd make things happen. A Young-like player could win this game right now

N'Zogbia just doesn't seem to want to play

I genuinely keep forgetting that he's our keeper

N'Zogbia has got a lot to do to convince me he was worth £9.5m. Gabby and Heskey have been good today.