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Or Jimmy Rimmer, or master-signing Terry Bullivant, or Alex Cropley? Looks like he didn't then.

Some posters do seem to give great importance to which other posters are perceived as being negative. So long as it doesn't damage the image of the club it really doesn't bother me who's being negative and who isn't. Fair does, he does say "with all the talk". There seems to be a bit of a divide between people who see things this way and those who (like myself) see the desirability in some cases of buying cover and not blocking the progress of one or two jewels we already have. Others have stated much more vehemently than John that all new signings should be "bigger and better". In some positions and at this moment this may well be true but not, in my humble opinion, up front or at left back at present. Nor perhaps at centre back. Why be like a poor soul called Viv Nicholson who won the pools, declared she would "spend, spend, spend" and ended up ruining her life? Why be like Real Madrid, desperately splashing the cash, going for the 2 best in the world in every position and papering over the cracks before that empire finally gained a Spanish league title after four years of trying and failing? That isn't the way Nicholson did things at Tottenham in the early 60s or Shankly, Paisley & Co at Liverpool in the 70s and 80s, or more recently Ferguson and Wenger. Oh, and please, no attempt to offend JC or any of the previous posters.

I wonder how many have read blandy's article and thought, "Yep, now that I've read that I regret one or two of the things I've posted/thought." I just did. Thanks blandy.

It's probably code between drug barons. None of your concern. 8)

Excellent stuff NV. All very logical.

Who would dream of doing such a thing? :roll:

Hey! That was me! :oops: Just trying to pacify a panicky fellow-VTer. Seeing as the process seems to be 1 - 14-year-old suggests player 2 - His name is debated around VT and other forums 3 - Bill Howell puts it in the Mail 4 - Next day the Mirror reports that Villa are closing in on lining up a shock swoop for the player and the fact that no one seems to have the faintest idea about what's going on at VP, there may well be something in it.

Bye bye

I've got a feeling this may already have been posted once upon a time. If not... There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to molest us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you

Do nuns' farts smell any better than mine or yours?

Isn't "golly" really "God love me"? Crumbs, only just realised that.

What gets me is all these atheists and agnostics (must admit I'm one too) going around using religious-style language about MON. "I have complete faith in the manager", "Don't you trust MON?", "Keep the Faith". Ridiculous. As is some of the sexual language used, such as "enjoy the ride" and "I'm just loving it". Well it sounds sexual to me if it doesn't to you. Sexual, depraved and disgusting. Then there's "I'm really fond of MON" and "When I think back to what it was like a year ago I smile". Sounds a bit... Oh no, I mustn't. I mean, come on girls!

Is the link SFW? Can I watch it? Are there disturbing scenes?!?

Some say MON probably sees Young as RM. Others say Young is LM. MON initially plays him alongside Carew. Central defence anyone? Rumours, Speculation & Suggestions get seriously f**ked if we don't know for certain what MON's plans are. EDIT: Irrespective of what MON may say/have said!

All managers have "their" players and Gabby strikes me as one of MON's boys. I think there are quite a few ways in which Gabby is lacking but he isn't just a sprinter. He seems to have a real killer instinct in front of goal, and he's timing his runs better and better. Which is why I'd like to see cover brought in for Carew and a decent right back too before we go worrying about where the goals are going to come from. I'm convinced that Gabby and/or Luke can deliver. Davis? Mm. That's another problem.

surely we want a striker that scores goals for fun ? not a playmaker type that will chip in with 10 or so we need a proper, out and out, goalscorer Luke Moore? Luke Moore and also Gabby so long as he isn't played as a winger.

It might lack a few goals.

Belletti and Gio eh? Mmm.

Rhapsody for Piano Quartet - William Alwyn :nod:

Never mind.

Thank you for not calling Santa Cruz a classic goalscorer.

Suggestions? Why don't we sign Giuly (pronounced Julie but with the stress on the last syllable?)? Well me I'm a James Milner fan but how about this? That is bloody cheap (pity it's only in the Mirror). Oh and please see Games and Gaming! 8)

Davids was even sniffy about being at Barça!

Yes link