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  1. OldFart
    Beauty?
  2. OldFart
    Nice to see that a couple of our slightly more panicky posters are no longer suffering from looseness of the bowels brought on by the very close proximity of the start of the 2007/08 season. I'm sure Reo-Coker will come really. Or if not perhaps someone else pretty good. And failing that I'm sure good old Gavin McCann will be good for another year, don't you agree Tricella? Sleep well.
  3. OldFart
    Miaouw!
  4. OldFart
    I have bad news. I have a friend who lives in Barcelona, directly under the flight path of planes heading for Valencia. Anyway, he was sitting on his rooftop terrace when a Valencia-bound plane flew overhead at surprisingly high altitude and from it fell a lump of frozen urine. It smelt very stringly of Gouda cheese, tasted a little of advocaat and had a little cocktail stick buried in it on which was written, "Hi, my name's Wesley Sneijder." So he was obviously on his way to sign for Valencia (or Levante).
  5. OldFart
    More living in cloud cuckoo land. Signings that have to made today, tomorrow won't do. Players who have never been heavy scorers at this level suddenly producing shitloads of goals presumably entirely due to our collective willpower or faith. Why?
  6. OldFart
    maybe 31 August! Surely sooner rather than later to boost ST sales? Eureka! Carew and Young are getting divorced. Young to marry Reo-Coker instead!
  7. OldFart
    :yawn:
  8. OldFart

    Smoking ban.

    OldFart replied to fergie69's topic in Off Topic

    Quite an emotive topic isn't it!
  9. OldFart
    Edited by OF :oops:
  10. OldFart
    On the wind again?
  11. OldFart
    Smith wants to stay at Old Trafford.
  12. OldFart
    Am I miles behind the times or isn't Valencia's problem with Sneijder the fact that Quique (the manager) and Carboni (the technical secretary) disagree about EVERYTHING and that one or both will be leaving at the end of the season? I thought one of them had vetoed the move.
  13. OldFart
    How often?
  14. OldFart
    Koumas to Celtic, Nakamura to Villa, Davis to Albion? Nah!
  15. OldFart
    :nod:
  16. OldFart
    Erm, patience.
  17. OldFart
    You're right there. What he said.
  18. OldFart
    I'm not sure Spoony. There are some internal wrangles at Valencia at the moment between Carbone and Flores which could hinder the signing of Schneider. Spot on. "Interest has cooled". Considerably.
  19. OldFart
    Just ruined my week, my summer, my life. I was hoping he'd go to the sty. :cry:
  20. OldFart
    Was that in a past life when you were a fish?
  21. OldFart
    Nope to both :wink: I am surprised Barton is moving during the sale of Man City, i will be even more surprised if Richards does! I know I'm not supposed to mention this player, but Micah Richards would be the answer to a prayer IMO. Competition would be stiff though.
  22. OldFart
    Most of the grit Barton displays is OFF the pitch. Nice to know some footballers aren't poets and that what we need is a nutter, Maqroll!
  23. OldFart
    Better than a Carew Agbonlahor partnership? Or is it just that the players we've got are boring and deja vu?
  24. OldFart
    Nothing concrete, just feelings: David Villa will go to Liverpool, Diego Forlán will go to Valencia, No idea about Wesley Sneijder.
  25. OldFart
    Sorry. Yes, 28 - you're right. :oops:
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