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When new neighbours moved in, I went round and said hello. That's probably it, I mean I wouldn't go out of my way if someone moved in about 3 or 4 doors away, but direct neighbours it's important to greet them - purely so youo can see what they are like

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring." I can get away from him – no problem!" thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman

Is the girl called Madeline by any chance ?

^^^^ I'm sure the doctor would have first said - 'Pull yourself together' Doctors are never that blunt

I've been reading this thread with some interest, as it is good to obtain Redman's view on this, despite many not agreeing with it. I would love to know what other teams fans think of this situation - Is it a case of MON being stubborn, GB being a prick, or Liverpool thinking they are high and mighty ? Like most, I want this whole sorry saga brought to an abrupt end - If this involves 15m + Finnan then so be it.

The last comment in this message is something I totally agree on.

To resolve our RB issue - then yes. I would also suggest a clause to prevent him playing against Villa in any competition this season

I appeared on Central News (back in the 1980's) as Les Cusworth (Former Leicester Tigers player) was a teacher at our school. A group of us were in the background throwing a rugby ball to each other, as he was getting interviewed. I was only on the screen for about 3 seconds, but recorded it anyway.

General, With reference to the unvveiling of the new kit (July 7th @ Brindley Place). I work in Brindley Place so would be more then happy to entertain the players and staff that will be part of this.

I`ve decided not to vote on this, as it`s too tough to call. I love lamb with mint sauce, but tend not to have it that often as the wife doesn`t like it. I would always go for a pork or chicken Sunday dinner, but beef takes into account steak - and I tend to always have steak when out for a meal. And where`s the option for turkey ?

Great way of explaining !!!

Got a real taste for ale at the moment - A nice Oakham ale always goes down a treat. Tend not to drink pints of lager at the pub, prefer bottles - but quite happy to swig out of a can in the hot weather

Tomato sauce for me on bacon and burgers. However, the HP Fruity Sauce is also nice with a variety of things. I personally cannot stand HP brown sauce

I`m in total agreement with you. I wouldn`t say I enjoy it, but want the answers - However, several answers have come out during the 4th series, and as we know it will end after series 6, I hope the answers will be mopre forth coming.

I often wondered why Sullivan was nicknamed `Porno Dwarf` by many on this site - Whilst I was aware of his dealing in sex aids, I actually enver realised how small he was until last night on Central TV. When he was being interviewed, the lass who was interviewing him was head and shoulders above him. I found that extremely funny.

Wasn`t it part of the plan to upgrade the stadium ?

We do have claret and blue posts that hold the net up at the back of the goals - but as John has said FA rules won`t let us colour the net

Blondes for me without fail. So no idea why I`ve married a brunette. Gingers, whilst some are quite nice (Nicole Kidman) - the thought of `downstairs` hair colour is just so off putting

Taste likes shit - Full of shit.

Le Arse, but cannot see them doing it

Personally, I want The Albion to win. Never had any issues with them as a team, got good friends who support them, and of course Super Kevin Phillips plays for them. Barnsley v Albion final for me please

Sex wins for me - You can always go back to football when your too old to get it up !!!

Bloody hell, I feel old reading all these ages - but I think one or two are not quite as honest as they should be. I`ll sit ont he fence with my age and say mid-thirties

I would guess that the staff in the Trinty reception would `inspect` the said bag before it is left - i.e ask the fella to empty it to show what it isndie.

I have to admit, I`m about right. At work for 45 hours a week - so probably paid correctly for the time - but out of that, only have about 5 hours of work per day and the rest of the time is spent on the Internet. Therefore, I feel I am paid too much for the actual work I do. I`ll much rather have a happy medium - less hours, and more work and then I would be happy - but as usual, bosses don`t really listen to suggestions