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I fear there are too many crying grubs on there ATM.

This thread is going to make me run out of likes. But I won't ever run out of **** off Leeds, you filthy words removed.

Fabulous. Just fabulous. Seeing those broken filth in their incongruous white shirts is glorious.

**** off Leeds, you filthy words removed

Oh yes. that'll do pig

Get in there

Yep, surely no chance of Dirty Leeds finishing with 11 on the pitch. Hopefully Derby dish out some injuries to add to their woes.

A Steer with cojones like bowling balls vs Baggy Udders.

He was injured, AFAIK.

Happy with that. No reason to not start with that team but would have been happy also to see The Whelanator in there instead of Conor but I'd imagine if it goes to plan he'll be on to shore up later.

Ah, right, soz, mate, you can **** off then. You're too far away and too XY. And a bit old.

A/S/L?

Well, yes, we shouldn't expect them to sell all their allocation when nationally only 1782 Baggies fans have jobs. (Source: ONS 2019).

2c. Talk up the other team and talk down your own in the pre-match press conference to get your excuse for not winning/losing in the day before matchday. Make references to budgets & injuries to imply it isn't the squad you want or the team you would pick. 5. In the post-match press conference refer to 2c., above, so it seems you are actually prescient and a managerial genius but are constrained by the club and blighted by bad luck.

It's clear to me that the obvious course for us is to replace Tammy with Balotelli. Seriously, though, in principle I'd like to see Jimmy back but I've no idea how he's been playing this season. I don't watch the Prem - which might be one of the reasons I'm slightly equivocal about us getting promoted - and never the Euro stuff and even more never watch Plop.

I'm of that opinion. Derby are carrying some topspin right now and Leeds are becoming unglued. Best case is Leeds beat them in an even more foul and tempestuous second leg and we come up against team shredded by injuries and bans.

I have to say that if that is true then I am staggered. Delighted. But staggered. The highest figure I'd heard before this was £40m but who knows what's true?

And bye bye Cardiff. Hopefully we pass them on their descent back to the Championship.

I have to give you credit for going and getting the win there. It's kept you in it and has kept the sixth place race interesting. Obviously I'm rapt that we're out of it and don't have a dog in the, er, dog fight but I'm with you. I want Swansea to do Derby so we get a final day thriller of 3 into 1for 6th. Although saying that, I think mathematically WE could still end up in 6th if Norwich give us a hammering and Derby go purple for their next two and bag six or seven over those two games. So yeah, I'm definitely saying "Come on Swansea" because my favoured outcome is settling two scores in two grudge matches - the Baggies and Leeds. I have no interest in us playing Derby, Boro or (no offence intended) yourselves. I want us to get promoted the way Conan The Barbarian would approve of. "To crush our enemies, see them driven before us and to hear the lamentations of their women."

It will be interesting if Derby don't win tomorrow. If that's the case I fancy Boro to sneak in.

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