TheMelvillan

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Nope. He's fun in an industry that takes itself far too bloody seriously sometimes. Keep it up Tony you crazy crazy mofo

No. Moving to west ham would be irony..... Sorry not sorry

Would be weird if hart moved from citeh to villa to play more football and resurrect his career whereas that dirty snake delph moved from villa to citeh to play no football and ruin his career

Watched this last night because of this thread and loved every stinking minute of it! Think I have found my genre based on this and old boy. Gonna try that bedevilled one that you are talking about next

He will be pitch captain whether or not he is officially appointed

That'll teach you to ask for aural

Subtle clue. We are signing robert lewandowski

too fat and slow for English football anyway. Complete non-entity of a player for me. And that's not even sour grapes. He's just crap!

pffft I wouldn't trust a source who cant even spell "transfers" #fakenews

absolutely. Even if we are planning to sell or loan him I would now make sure he reports back for pre-season training with tail between legs for at least a few weeks. And make him do aerial duel training with Baker and Terry

if he is so offended being an aston villa player maybe he should refrain from cashing all those ghastly Aston Villa paychecks that he gets every month. TW@

Well now that is just absolutely brilliant. I dont buy kits but would make an exception for this. Your timing is horrible however because now whatever away kit we release it will look crappy compared to this!

Huh,.. I always thought Bacuna's first name was Leandro. Apparantly it's Michael. And he refers to himself in the third person Every day's a school day in this place

well my sporting hero is George Best - one of the most flawed individuals you could ever imagine. He was a gambler, alcoholic, unfaithful, absentee father and a bit slappy towards women. And yet his funeral procession was attended by 100,000 and then we named our bloody airport after him! And I think thats because there is a difference between a bad person and a person who does bad things. I think if we are honest we could all relate to being the latter to some degree or other, despite our best intentions. Obviously this excludes those wonderful individuals on this forum who live such pious lives that it is a surprise they haven't been sanctified yet

she should branch out more though cant believe i sunk so low as to repeat this......

I'm starting to think nobody has twigged on to what I was trying to do there.....

Apart from Chris Pine. Thora Birch and Leslie Ash too. Sometimes I think they should branch out or just leave acting altogether

To me, John Terry looked like a 45 year old brickie when he made his debut at 18 so age means nothing to me where he is concerned. Diego Costa is another example of this

Video of him doing drills in Portugal with those two. Funny that the other two are wearing regular gear while he is wearing his chelsea shorts with the number 26 on them. Obviously nicked from his previous employers!

well he'd better only sign a one year deal with us then

Would be nice to have a player in the setup who had ever won something. Ever. Cant think of any player in our squad who has

Posted this on twitter already but i reckon: Done a deal. No smoke without fire and It was in the sun (newspaper). I.e john terry But then again i am not fluent in tony

Now obviously I dislike John Terry as much as the next man (unless that man is Wayne Bridge) but I would take him in a heartbeat. Not ever gonna happen obviously. Also remember him being very generous in his donations to one of the Petrov's charities a few years back. Still a word removed though