5 minutes on the pitch would change your mind Its the equivalent of Stoke vs Stoke everyweek
So basically, all we see is Rory Delap's, long, hard, explosive weapon whipped out every 5 minutes. Launching into a goalkeepers box at rapid speed before someone finishes it off by getting their head onto it.
Not sure it would.
That piece in bold sounds like a description of a really bad porno flick....