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I thought the female contestant today was very pretty too

I don't see how Lambert was worse, he had much tougher circumstances than Sherwood and he achieved the goals he was set by the board until he had to go. This season has been the worst managerial performance I have ever seen, every single aspect of Sherwood's performance has been embarrassing.

We need a manager who can get the best out of the squad we have, especially the new French lads plus Gil and Grealish. For me Garde fills a lot of criteria better than anyone we might appoint just because they've managed in the Prem before. I hope it gets done pretty swiftly.

Sticky labels at work. You try to stick it to something and it often just falls off, you then accidently stick it on something you don't want and it's like it's superglued on and you have to tear the entire fecking thing off.

Indeed, Sherwood and Garde seem like polar opposites, especially in terms of intelligence.

I suggested him when Lambert got the boot, I think he'd fit into what Fox is trying to build. Of course we need instant impact first and foremost, and I think he'd at least pick our best players and put them into a sensible formation. Ticks a lot of boxes and I hope it gets done quickly.

They obviously didn't have enough time to get everyone black armbands on MOTD Extra. The media is going to be sickening the next week or so.

I just hope he doesn't joint BT Sport as I'll have to cancel my subscription. Sky are welcome to him, or Small Heath

Thank fudge

He really is the worst manager I have ever seen

can say it all you like Moyes is not coming here And how do you know that?? why on earth would moyes come to this club at this point? He would be coming with us at our lowest ebb so we can surely only go up, there is quality in the squad I don't care what people say, he'd be getting a pay rise, it would help him get out of a job that he is struggling a bit in with his dignity intact, we still are a sleeping giant. It could be attractive to Moyes.

Just checked the result having finished work. Turns out picking one midfielder didn't work then? never before have I seen a manager as bad as Tim Sherwood.

I think it was always a mistake to put Ballance at 3, I think he'd be a better bet than Bairstow at 5. Bell has been ordinary for years either side of the 2013 Ashes. I think his days may be numbered.

The moneyball stuff is a load of arse gravy but I think the criticism of Sherwood is understandable and fair enough.

Been a couple of years at least, I think. 2011 apparently, replaced by the humble Twix. I assume they're cheaper to produce.

Galaxy Truffle used to be the best until they stopped putting them in, the bastards

Also Galaxy caramels are horrid. There's always too many of them in a box of Celebrations, I like caramel in a Twix or Mars Bar but in Galaxy or Dairy Milk, caramel just doesn't taste right.

I like a kit that's ours, not just everyone else's coloured in claret and blue

That is roughly the way I'd go, though I would hope Guzan couldn't screw up two matches running, and I'd expect Ayew or Sinclair to provide more goal threat. Crucially, that middle 3 is the way to get Gil playing to his best and has been obvious ever since he joined in January he is a perfect number 10. If we'd stuck with a similar system al season we wouldn't be in this mess, I know players have missed the odd games but there are enough options in the squad to cover. I still have hope we will win tomorrow.

When I went to Melbourne I did the standard day trips, a trip to Phillip Island to see the penguins, stopping at a vineyard and koala sanctuary on the way, the MCG and of course the Neighbours tour. Melbourne is brilliant for sport, not so much for beaches, though St Kilda is quite nice. I was violently sick after stroking a python at the zoo there, so be warned. Wellington I don't remember much about as I really just travelled through to see my parents.

I remember the uproar when we were linked with Lennon, Townsend and Huddlestone I doubt any of those players listed would be on the wages of those three, and certainly not in the same league in terms of transfer fee for Townsend, who would have cost north of £10m. Lennon would have been ok value but I suspect he'd have chosen Everton over us anyway. Either way we are seriously underachieving considering the players we have.

I suspect that both sub teams only have one phone between them as well which makes things a bit harder, especially amongst a team of women.

I still go back to that Leicester match. We played really well in the first half, then got a second goal on the break. He had the team and the tactics right there. It only had a couple of the new lads in it, which meant that he could introduce some of the others more slowly if they've been struggling a bit to settle. His subs obviously cost us the game, but instead of sticking with those starting players and system as close as he could, he decides to rip up the team each week. That's why the 'oh these aren't my players, they haven't settled, they're from another league, they're losers, they're not good enough' and 'I'm trying something new every week, we won't get relegated I guarantee it' etc etc is just so wrong, and I think anyone despairing about us being doomed and that no manager can fix it should chill out. Anyone with some sort of managerial ability will sort us out.

Why were they going to restaurants for snails and muscles? Morons They said that they were doing it mid-afternoon, by which time the fish mongers would have all sold out or not had enough until the next day. There are several huge hypermarkets around Calais and Boulogne though.

Could you still fix it so the missus spends £85 less on future haircuts as a kind of punishment as well as not paying the fine, then you're quids in.