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Me and a few others did try to start it close to the home fans, nothing caught on though although a few did join in from a couple rows up so maybe they are VT readers or just knew the song...hopefully it will get started at Liverpool as it does sound great being sang

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It's probably on here already - I don't have time to read all 87 pages !

But how about this one for Sunday, just to let them know how much we love them?

(to the tune of you are my sunshine)

You are a scouser

A smelly scouser

You're only happy on giro day

Your mum's a stealer

Your dad's a dealer

Please don't take my hubcaps away

I first heard this sung by Dundee fans to Rangers (of course they are weegies, not scousers)

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It's probably on here already - I don't have time to read all 87 pages !

But how about this one for Sunday, just to let them know how much we love them?

(to the tune of you are my sunshine)

You are a scouser

A smelly scouser

You're only happy on giro day

Your mum's a stealer

Your dad's a dealer

Please don't take my hubcaps away

I first heard this sung by Dundee fans to Rangers (of course they are weegies, not scousers)

Been sang at the back of the Holte for years when we've played Liverpool, never caught on.

You are a scouser

An ugly scouser

You're only happy on giro day

Your mom's out stealin

Your dad's drug dealin

So please don't take my hubcaps away

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"Young, Young will tear you apart, again"

That's so easy to remember...if we can't think of a whole song for Ashley because no one

will remember the words (or can't be bothered to learn some)...then this should surely catch on!!

A fellow fan I'm sad to say commented to me on Saturday.when I was bemoaning we had no song for Ashley Young...

.how crap Villa fans are... at coming up with new songs.. Like Man Utd and Liverpool think of new ones ALL the time...

The only exception to that is the Paul McGrath mi Lord...song, as I pointed out!

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I know it's probably be FAR too early to be singing regularly for Gareth and it's up to him to win the fans back over but with next Sunday's game coming up I couldn't but help think this would sound great....

To the tune of Living Next Door to Alice:

We thought he would be leaving,

And it looked like he would go,

But when the Scouser's came-a-thieving Martin told 'em where to go,

Cos all the Villans know that Barry shits on Steven Gerrard,

Gerrad? **** off Steven Gerrard!

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I know it's probably be FAR too early to be singing regularly for Gareth and it's up to him to win the fans back over but with next Sunday's game coming up I couldn't but help think this would sound great....

To the tune of Living Next Door to Alice:

We thought he would be leaving,

And it looked like he would go,

But when the Scouser's came-a-thieving Martin told 'em where to go,

Cos all the Villans know that Barry shits on Steven Gerrard,

Gerrad? **** off Steven Gerrard!

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

I won't be singing it for a long time however

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'Oh Carlos Cuellar you are the love of my life

Oh Carlos Cuellar i'd let you shag my wife (the women were singing 'I'd even be your wife')

Oh Carlos Cuellar, we want curly hair too'

and

'na na na na na na na na na na..... Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half' (without the other words)

These were the two songs sang for him on the train and in the pub on Saturday, they're both good so lets continue to sing them both, Carew has got 2 songs so why not Cuellar

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"Young, Young will tear you apart, again"

That's so easy to remember...if we can't think of a whole song for Ashley because no one

will remember the words (or can't be bothered to learn some)...then this should surely catch on!!

A fellow fan I'm sad to say commented to me on Saturday.when I was bemoaning we had no song for Ashley Young...

.how crap Villa fans are... at coming up with new songs.. Like Man Utd and Liverpool think of new ones ALL the time...

The only exception to that is the Paul McGrath mi Lord...song, as I pointed out!

Exactly, it's hardly difficult to learn either. Everyone in the Upper Holte on Sunday start this off at the start of the game, drown out the crap 'Ashley Young, Ashley Young...'

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i like mickey mouse its something different and original

Which version are you quoting? This one:

[to the tune of Mickey Mouse]

A.S.H.L.E.Y - Y.O.U.N.G

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

He'll skin you down the flank

and he'll stick one in the bank

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

His feet are really tricky

and he'll make you look shitty

Also, just trawled through the original post, would be good to get this one going for Stan:

[To http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63o8exNK4-Q]

Stilyan Petrov, he came from Celtic Park.

Now he's a Villan and that is just the start.

He's here to score goals, from close up and a far.

We've got him so who needs Steve Gerrard?

And maybe this one for Randy:

[To the tune of White Christmas - but obviously a little faster - with scarves held aloft]

I'm thanking one Randy Lerner,

he's come and saved our football club.

He has given us money,

to spend quite freely,

and we are gona win the European Cup!

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Would personally change the Ashley Young tune to the following

[to the tune of Mickey Mouse]

A.S.H.L.E.Y - Y.O.U.N.G

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

He puts the ball into the box

for big John and Gabby

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

He goes past one, he goes past two

and sometimes even three

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

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Would personally change the Ashley Young tune to the following

[to the tune of Mickey Mouse]

A.S.H.L.E.Y - Y.O.U.N.G

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

He puts the ball into the box

for big John and Gabby

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

He goes past one, he goes past two

and sometimes even three

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

Ashley Young (clap, clap, clap)

That one is SOOOOOO much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't quite work out how to fit it to the tune, but I was quite happily sat here clapping and singing randomly to that youtube video!

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