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To the tune of "Forever Young" by Youth Group

Forever Young, We want to have forever Young

He's just wants to score forever, forever, forever!

Forever Young, We want to have forever Young

He's just wants to score forever, forever, forever!

I think a verse might make it to complicated. I looked at forever young by Dylan but I personally thought this was easier to chant!

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Celia, youre breaking my heart

Youre shaking my confidence daily

Oh, cecilia, Im down on my knees

Im begging you please to come home

Come on home

Milner, a lion in his heart

His shaking the defences daily

Oh, o Milner, flying with ease

....?

He was begging to come home

Come on home.

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Can we please come up with a song for Milner, i refuse to sing 'Theres only one James Milner' *Yawn* On Sunday we had 'Theres only one Gareth Barry' 'Theres only one Randy Lerner' and Milner, creative eh. Good to hear a few more people join in with the 'Ashley Ashley Young Ashley Young Ashley Ashley Young na na na na na na na' song though

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For Delfouneso...

I made this up after sonic_bouma mentioned having the Holte End sticking their thumbs up and say "ehhhhhhhhhh!" when he came on (should happen!)

Needs some work and some magic from others but as a base I created this masterpiece...

If there is a song for him it surely has to be based on the Happy Days tune

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days,

Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days,

Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,

Saturday, what a day,

Beating all teams with you.

This day is ours

3 point be mine. (Oh Happy Days)

This day is ours (Oh Happy Days)

Oh please be mine.

Hello Nathan, bonjour goals

There aint no defender that can stop our Fonz

Watch him go, he's so class

Leaves the defender on his ass

Or something like that.

that's a class chant, bit of tweaking and i'd be well up for singing that one!

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Ashley Young is magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He's gotta play for England,

It is simple as that,

He crosses with his left foot,

He crosses with his right,

He's gotta play for England,

Cos he is dynamite

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Ashley Young is magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He's gotta play for England,

It is simple as that,

He crosses with his left foot,

He crosses with his right,

He's gotta play for England,

Cos he is dynamite

Yes. Just yes.

Maybe edit the 'It is simple as that' because it doesn't flow as well as the other lines, maybe change it to 'You know that is a fact'.

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Ashley Young is magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He's gotta play for England,

It is simple as that,

He crosses with his left foot,

He crosses with his right,

He's gotta play for England,

Cos he is dynamite

Yes. Just yes.

Maybe edit the 'It is simple as that' because it doesn't flow as well as the other lines, maybe change it to 'You know that is a fact'.

Yeah that's probably better, I was struggling with that line (as you can tell...)

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Ok I think I've sorted that Ashley Young chant.

Ashley Young is magic,

He wears a magic hat,

And when we get a freekick,

He says 'I'm having that',

He crosses with his left foot,

He crosses with his right,

Can someone tell Capello,

That this kid's dynamite

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And to the tune of Living on a Prayer

OOOOooh he's got curly hair,

OOOOooh Carlos Cuellar,

He wins the ball,

When it's up in the air,

Oooooh Carlos Cuellar.

edit: Or maybe for the penultimate line...

If it's there to be won, he'll win it I swear.

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"Young, Young will tear you apart, again"

United have been singing this about Giggs for years. And there's the Joy Division/Manc link there too. Not original enough.

nar after realising what this joy division tune is i think this one would be good easy to remember as well. they nicke my old man off us so were have this one thanks very much lol.

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