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John Carew Carew,

He's bigger than me and you,

He's gonna score one or two,

John Carew, Carew.

This got goin at old trafford for a bit but no-one really picked up on it. Dunno if it is being sung much up Holte Upper but it is a damn sight better than Carew is on fire.

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John Carew Carew,

He's bigger than me and you,

He's gonna score one or two,

John Carew, Carew.

This got goin at old trafford for a bit but no-one really picked up on it. Dunno if it is being sung much up Holte Upper but it is a damn sight better than Carew is on fire.

Ive heard that sung in the lower holte before along with

John Carreeeew Hey John Carew to the tune of gary glitters rock and roll

and also to the tune of yellow submarine:

John Carew is number 10, oh number 10 is John Carew, John Carew is number 10, oh number 10 is John Carew etc until

We all want a team of John Carew's a team of John Carew's a team of John Carew's

well you get the point

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How about (To the theme of agadoo):

Ash-ley...Young, Young, Young

Gets the ball and then he'll run

Ash-ley Young, Young, Young

He'll be scoring goals for fun

From the left, from the right

From free-kicks and penalties

Ash-ley Young, Young, Young

Getting round you like the breeze!

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John Carew Carew,

He's bigger than me and you,

He's gonna score one or two,

John Carew, Carew.

This got goin at old trafford for a bit but no-one really picked up on it. Dunno if it is being sung much up Holte Upper but it is a damn sight better than Carew is on fire.

It certainly got a good airing today

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John Carew Carew,

He's bigger than me and you,

He's gonna score one or two,

John Carew, Carew.

This got goin at old trafford for a bit but no-one really picked up on it. Dunno if it is being sung much up Holte Upper but it is a damn sight better than Carew is on fire.

Was very loud today, heard it at every game since Arsenal away. And agree i hate that Carew is on fire song, is for basketball or something

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me and my brother was listening to that liverpool torres song and we substitued marlon harewood into it...

heres the torres song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74

His wristband proved he was villa, Marlon! Marlon!

Youll allways be prepared it said Marlon! Marlon!

He came in to replace luke moore,

feed the hare and he will score,

Marlon harewood villas number 9!

nah nah .. etc etc

bit of a rip off but we thought it wus fun

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His wristband proved he was villa, Marlon! Marlon!

Youll allways be prepared it said Marlon! Marlon!

He came in to replace luke moore,

feed the hare and he will score,

Marlon harewood villas number 9!

nah nah .. etc etc

bit of a rip off but we thought it wus fun

Full on rip off, but works well. Get it started!

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me and my brother was listening to that liverpool torres song and we substitued marlon harewood into it...

heres the torres song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74

His wristband proved he was villa, Marlon! Marlon!

Youll allways be prepared it said Marlon! Marlon!

He came in to replace luke moore,

feed the hare and he will score,

Marlon harewood villas number 9!

nah nah .. etc etc

bit of a rip off but we thought it wus fun

That song was ace...very catchy..

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Posted in the 'Viva Ashley Young' thread:

to the tune of aggadoo

Ashley Young Young Young

Better than Ronaldo,

Ashley Young Young Young,

Gets the ball and scores a goal,

On the left, on the right,

Giving de-fenders a fright,

Ashley Young, Young Young,

Makes Ronaldo look SHIIITEEEE

Brilliant song

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As I walked onto the steps of the Holte End,

As I walked onto the Holte End one day,

I saw a young Bluenose all cut up in ribbons

Battered and bleeding on the Holte end he lay.

...

I said to the Bluenose what has happened to you,

Why have they beat you and left you this way,

He said all I did was to come on the Holte End,

To come on the Holte End to sing and to pray

...

I sang that the City were better than Villa

That Villa were shit and they couldn't play,

So they beat me and cut me and left me in ribbons

And here in a pool of my own blood I lay,

...

So let this be a lesson to all bluenosed bastards

Don't come on the Holte End to sing and to pray

'Cause if you dare say a word about our Aston Villa

Iit'll be the last **** word that you'll ever say.

Villa, Villa, Villa, Villa

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As I walked onto the steps of the Holte End,

As I walked onto the Holte End one day,

I saw a young Bluenose all cut up in ribbons

Battered and bleeding on the Holte end he lay.

...

I said to the Bluenose what has happened to you,

Why have they beat you and left you this way,

He said all I did was to come on the Holte End,

To come on the Holte End to sing and to pray

...

I sang that the City were better than Villa

That Villa were shit and they couldn't play,

So they beat me and cut me and left me in ribbons

And here in a pool of my own blood I lay,

...

So let this be a lesson to all bluenosed bastards

Don't come on the Holte End to sing and to pray

'Cause if you dare say a word about our Aston Villa

Iit'll be the last **** word that you'll ever say.

Villa, Villa, Villa, Villa

Firstly, class.

Second, do we have a proper song for Petrov? In case he keeps up his awesome performances for the season?

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As I walked onto the steps of the Holte End,

As I walked onto the Holte End one day,

I saw a young Bluenose all cut up in ribbons

Battered and bleeding on the Holte end he lay.

...

I said to the Bluenose what has happened to you,

Why have they beat you and left you this way,

He said all I did was to come on the Holte End,

To come on the Holte End to sing and to pray

...

I sang that the City were better than Villa

That Villa were shit and they couldn't play,

So they beat me and cut me and left me in ribbons

And here in a pool of my own blood I lay,

...

So let this be a lesson to all bluenosed bastards

Don't come on the Holte End to sing and to pray

'Cause if you dare say a word about our Aston Villa

Iit'll be the last **** word that you'll ever say.

Villa, Villa, Villa, Villa

Firstly, class.

Second, do we have a proper song for Petrov? In case he keeps up his awesome performances for the season?

Stiliyan Petrov woooah

Stiliyan Petrov woooah

He's from Bulgaria

He plays for the Villa

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Posted in the 'Viva Ashley Young' thread:

to the tune of aggadoo

Ashley Young Young Young

Better than Ronaldo,

Ashley Young Young Young,

Gets the ball and scores a goal,

On the left, on the right,

Giving de-fenders a fright,

Ashley Young, Young Young,

Makes Ronaldo look SHIIITEEEE

Brilliant song

Why thank you ;)

My own work :D

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