starsailor9774 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 This one is simple but could be very effective "Doctorin The Tardis" by The KLF JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY JOHN CAREW JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY JOHN CAREW JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY JOHN CAREW JOHN CAREW BIG JOHN CAREW Also we could taunt the nose's on sunday with this reference to the win their hovel earlier in the season "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter Where were your goals when you needed them most? You gave it a go but the game was still lost We didn't see Blue flags fly that day We just saw Noses slope away And thankyou Ridgewell for your goaaaaal We have the highs and you have the lows The Championship is where you will go Gabby terrorised you all the time You hardly breached our back line Did you see old Ridgewell Goooooooooooo Cos you had a bad day You went a goal down Kapo and Forsell couldn't turn it around When you got your goal Our passion didn't die We gave you a smile as Gabby rose high You had a bad game You had a bad game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sureshot Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Reckon they'd stick on the PA at VP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Also we could taunt the nose's on sunday with this reference to the win their hovel earlier in the season "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter Where were your goals when you needed them most? You gave it a go but the game was still lost We didn't see Blue flags fly that day We just saw Noses slope away And thankyou Ridgewell for your goaaaaal We have the highs and you have the lows The Championship is where you will go Gabby terrorised you all the time You hardly breached our back line Did you see old Ridgewell Goooooooooooo Cos you had a bad day You went a goal down Kapo and Forsell couldn't turn it around When you got your goal Our passion didn't die We gave you a smile as Gabby rose high You had a bad game You had a bad game That really is good, mate. Works very well.. seems a bit long to catch on though, but you never know! P.S. Welcome to the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted April 18, 2008 Moderator Share Posted April 18, 2008 A new verse for the McGrath song, "new mosaic my lord, new mosaic" haha what you think the blues would say to that then? I think there response would be "eh, whats a mosiac?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gort Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 'hundred years my lord, won **** all hundred years my lord, won **** all hundred years my lord, won **** all oh lord won **** all' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaldonAVFC Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 'hundred years my lord, won **** all hundred years my lord, won **** all hundred years my lord, won **** all oh lord won **** all' this has got to be sung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Similar to above but to the Torres Tune:- 100 Years and Won **** All Small Heath, Small Heath 100 Years and Won **** All Small Heath, Small Heath They changed their name They’re still the same And they’ll be going down again Small Heath Alliance Birmingham’s smallest club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Similar to above but to the Torres Tune:- 100 Years and Won **** All Small Heath, Small Heath 100 Years and Won **** All Small Heath, Small Heath They changed their name They’re still the same And they’ll be going down again Small Heath Alliance Birmingham’s smallest club I like it.. except I'd change the 2nd "100 years and won **** all", for something else, not sure what though. Any idea's, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heystally! Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I know it's been posted on here before but it really is the best song for him: 'You are my Barry My Gareth Barry You make me happy when skies are grey So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard And please don't take my Barry away' I think this has now become even more necessary. The Holte in particular needs to bang this out when GB runs over to us just before kick off. Really show him why he should stay at VP. Not that he's going to go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heystally! Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 I know this belongs in the chants but it's relevant to the speculation over his future, and more people will take note here. Just think this should be given a real good go before kick off tomorrow: 'You are my Barry My Gareth Barry You make me happy when skies are grey So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard And please don't take my Barry away' That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jas Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Martin Laursen is a big Danish man Get past him if you **** can try a trick he'll make you look a dick Martin Laursen!! Continous chanting. That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepDish Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 This could be a winner to the following tune From Birmingham, We're number one We kick the Scum and Albion arses everlong In claret and blue, our shirts are true You better watch out for Villa's claret and blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pricey_1984 Posted April 19, 2008 Author Share Posted April 19, 2008 I know it's been posted on here before but it really is the best song for him: 'You are my Barry My Gareth Barry You make me happy when skies are grey So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard And please don't take my Barry away' I think this has now become even more necessary. The Holte in particular needs to bang this out when GB runs over to us just before kick off. Really show him why he should stay at VP. Not that he's going to go... totally agree, lets all get singing this to him tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heystally! Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 link Can you feel the power of our Stiliyan Petrov? Can you face the challenge of his screamers? He has got the passion of Aston Villa. He will always beat you with his skill. Coz he's got the speed, the heart, the strength to be a winner, You're all just beginners. Watch him score a goal. He is our Stiliyan Petrov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World_Domination Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 West Brom are our Rivals, West Brom our local Rivaaaaaaaaaals. Solihull Borough are your Rivals, Solihull Borough are your Rivaaaaaaaaaaaals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
World_Domination Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Sack your Board sack your board sack your board,, think they would join in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasthevillan Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 £60 for breakfast! £60 for breakfast! £60 for breakfast! You've just paid £60 for breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasthevillan Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 I know this belongs in the chants but it's relevant to the speculation over his future, and more people will take note here. Just think this should be given a real good go before kick off tomorrow: 'You are my Barry My Gareth Barry You make me happy when skies are grey So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard And please don't take my Barry away' That's all. **** that, we aren't that desperate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasthevillan Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Big Marlon goes marching down the wing, Mar-lon, Mar-lon! Big Marlon goes marching down the wing, Mar-lon, Mar-lon! Big Marlon goes marching down the wing! The Holte End begins to sing, We all know that Marlon is gonna score!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regular_john Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 It's a bit long, more of a song than a chant but i'll put it up anyway. I call it 'Holte Oddysey' (To the tune of Space Oddity) This is Ashley Young to Agbonlahor And he's looking bound to score And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to love the Villa And the Hare! This is John Carew to Ashley Young The Holte End's roaring still And we're scoring in a most spectacular way And O'Neills boys will win again today! For here Are we singing in the Holte End Far above the world The city scum is blue And there's nothing they can do Aston Villa will score one hundred goals and then score a hundred more And then we'll bring the silverware home Villa, we love you very much you know Villa boys to Birmingham Your season's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear us, Birmingham? Can you hear us, Birmingham? Can you hear us, Birmingham? Can you.... For here Are we singing in the Holte End Far above the world The city scum is blue And there's nothing they can do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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