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to the tune of michael jacksons beat it

JUDAS JUDAS JUDAS JUDAS

Gareth Barry is a Judus

Said its about champs league football

not about money

then gives up on Europe

to join the manc City

Hes a Judas

da da da

Just a Judas

Needs a bit of work but thought of it on my way back from lunch

let me know what you all think

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''He said he wanted Champions League, Barry Barry

But then he left for Man City, Barry Barry

He lied to us the greedy tw@t

But he's too slow and he's too fat

Barry you can stick your letter up your arse''

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Slip inside the eye of your mind

Don't you know you won't find

A better place to play

You said that you'd never leave

Cept for the champions league

But City paid your way

So we'll start a revolution from the Holte

'Cause you said the club we had weren't good enough

Step outside the City's in the Boom

Stand up beside the Eastlands place

Take that look from off your face

You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

So Barry can wait, He knows it's too late, Villa's walking on by

His soul slides away, but don't look back in anger

I heard you say

Taken from the place where you grew

We sang songs for you, kept the skies from Grey

You have put your life in the hands

Of a Rock 'n Roll club

Who'll throw it all away

So we'll start a revolution from the Holte

'Cause you said the team we had weren't good enough

Step outside the City's in the Boom

Stand up beside the Eastlands place

Take that look from off your face

You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

So Barry can wait, He knows it's too late, Villa's walking on by

His soul slides away, but don't look back in anger

I heard you say

So Barry can wait, He knows it's too late, Villa's walking on by

His soul slides away, but don't look back in anger

I heard you say

So Barry can wait, He knows it's too late, Villa's walking on by

His soul slides away, but don't look back in anger

I heard you say

At least not today

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''He said he wanted Champions League, Barry Barry

But then he left for Man City, Barry Barry

He lied to us the greedy tw@t

But he's too slow and he's too fat

Barry you can stick your letter up your arse''

Genius! you should go on britons got talent so you can go off the rails with this stuff

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Milner deserves a song IMOP so heres my slight effort

Jimmy Milner Jimmy Milner whoa whoa (repeat and so on) (tune of city reject city reject whoa whoa)

another one

Brad freidel(guzan) rolls the ball to davies

davies plays it to petrov who give the ball to milner

jimmy milner down the wing like a torpedo (which he certantly isnt)

puts the ball in the aiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

for john carew's slashed eybrows

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to tune of spider pig

ashley young ashley young

skills up players just for fun

can he score?

yes he can

coz he is ashley young

look ouut here comes ashley young

love it

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So who’s that clunge there?

I wonder what went wrong

So he had to kick us in the teeth

He don’t make no apologies

I doubt he’ll loose no sleep

I wish he’d never played at all

And what a scummy man

A footballer by chance

He’d sell his granny if he can

Can see it in his eyes, yeah

That he's never been a fan

Amongst some other offences

For England he played well once or twice

So Gerrard bent over and flashed his red tights

He got infected when they **** with him that night

Now he's a scumbag, don't you know

I said he's a scumbag, don't you know!

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I quite liked the (nick nack paddywack) Petrov one earlier so I rejigged it!

P E T, R O V

Stan Petrov is the one for me

With Stan on the ball

You know we're gonna score

Then you'll hear the Villa roar

(repeat)

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I quite liked the (nick nack paddywack) Petrov one earlier so I rejigged it!

P E T, R O V

Stan Petrov is the one for me

With Stan on the ball

You know we're gonna score

Then you'll hear the Villa roar

(repeat)

The other one was better

''With a knick knack paddy whack give the dog a bone

Why don't Barry **** off home''

''We all agree, Petrov is better than Barry''

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I quite liked the (nick nack paddywack) Petrov one earlier so I rejigged it!

P E T, R O V

Stan Petrov is the one for me

With Stan on the ball

You know we're gonna score

Then you'll hear the Villa roar

(repeat)

If you remove Stan in the second line it fits perfectly.

I reckon that is the one for when Petrov achieves an assist or goal.

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"Super-cali fragilistic Roman Pavlychenko,

Came to us from Moscow and he's better than Shevchenko.

The only guy we know who drinks his vodka from a kenko,

Super-cali fragilistic Roman Pavlychenko!"

Chant heard at White Hart Lane. (LBJ, UK).

Not Villa related but I thought it was a bloody good chant. We need a nice long one like that.

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