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think i prefer used to be shite to be honest then again i still prefer my effort to the tune oh christmas tree

emile heskey

emile heskey

with gabriel agbonlahor

emile heskey

emile heskey

with gabriel agbonlahor

one holds the ball ones fask as ****

when they're together they'll score alot

emile heskey

emile heskey

with gabriel agbonlahor

saw this on another thread, cracking song and very easy! ill try and spread this a little!

As for Ash not having a song, the one to the tune of coming round the mountain is catching on, been doing all season so far and its gettign there!

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PLEASE...HOLTENDERS AND NORTHSTANDERS LISTEN UP!!!

We need to change the Heskey song. I cant believe we were singing..

'He used to be shite!' :x

We need to change it to 'He PLAYED for the shite!' :P

It sounds terrible that we sing that about our player. I wasnt happy last night when I heard that song. The lads in the pub couldnt believe it.

MUST CHANGE IT FOR THE NEXT GAME BEFORE IT STICKS.

WE CAN CHANGE IT!

P.S Im a new user to the forum. I used to be on the official boards if anyone used to go on there.

UP THE VILLA and Well done Heskey, great debut!!!!!

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I think Emile will take it all in good spirit whatever Villa fans sing.....he knows he used to play for our fiercest rivals, so would expect a bit of stick!

I got a text last night to say that apparently Everton used to sing at him

"11 Million Pound for a lazy coon, he likes to sleep in the afternoon, he's soooo tired"

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We could use the "used to be shite" song for Petrov :)

i'd rather not publicly tell any of our players that they 'used' to be shite.

surely it makes far more sense to sing that he played for the shite, now he's alright? works on many levels for me

Yeah, I was kidding...

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it will never work a villa park, i bet you heskeys song at home games will be the same as Laursens, but with emile heskey rather than martin laursen.

On another note, singing he used to be shite, true, yes we know it is, but do we really want our players, who score goals to make us happy want to be hearing about what we think, or thought of them at another club, 'played for the shite' is a good line, cause he knows he will get a little bit of chanting towards him from when he played at blues, goes without saying but heskey is one player we shouldnt sing CITY REJECT to :)

Got one for stevie bruce for saturday;

cheer up stevie bruce,

we've now got heskey,

he will score agaisnt you now

for just three poinnnnt 5 million!! (three poinnnnt 5mil)

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it will never work a villa park,

I guarantee you that it will be sung on saturday, and it will work.

Got one for stevie bruce for saturday;

cheer up stevie bruce,

we've now got heskey,

he will score agaisnt you now

for just three poinnnnt 5 million!! (three poinnnnt 5mil)

That song makes no sense.

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it will never work a villa park,

I guarantee you that it will be sung on saturday, and it will work.

Got one for stevie bruce for saturday;

cheer up stevie bruce,

we've now got heskey,

he will score agaisnt you now

for just three poinnnnt 5 million!! (three poinnnnt 5mil)

That song makes no sense.

:lol:

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well he signed for 3.5mil, and it was only something i messed up in my head while bored at college haha, its a crap effort yes but cud be improved as a base. and bruce is annoyed at the sale of valencia, well man city anyway so will be dissappointed to lose heskey aswell

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well he signed for 3.5mil, and it was only something i messed up in my head while bored at college haha, its a crap effort yes but cud be improved as a base. and bruce is annoyed at the sale of valencia, well man city anyway so will be dissappointed to lose heskey aswell

Cheer up Stevie Bruce

Oh what can it be

To a, fat ugly bastard

And we've, gone and pinched Heskey

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well he signed for 3.5mil, and it was only something i messed up in my head while bored at college haha, its a crap effort yes but cud be improved as a base. and bruce is annoyed at the sale of valencia, well man city anyway so will be dissappointed to lose heskey aswell

Cheer up Stevie Bruce

Oh what can it be

To a, fat ugly bastard

And we've, gone and pinched Heskey

Nice one.

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