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I guess if we are going to have a thread of questionable morality, the first week in January is the best time to start. Pick a bunch of famous people who you dont think will make it through 2012 and list them here. No prizes or anything, just the kudos of being right. To start you off here are mine:

People who have been cheating father time for too long:

Maggie Thatcher

Prince Phillip

Murray Walker :(

Patrick Moore

People who have a dangerous job or lifestyle:

Pete Doherty

The Ultimate Warrior

Charlie Sheen

Out of the Blue/people we should be worried about:

Stan Collymore

Michael Barrymore

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Irreverented.

After arriving home from his sex tour of Cambodia he'll collapse in a heap, regurgitating what can only be described as love fluid. The post mortem will reveal that he had ingested almost 3 pints worth of semen and subsequently died from a range of intestinal related issues.

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Irreverented.

After arriving home from his sex tour of Cambodia he'll collapse in a heap, regurgitating what can only be described as love fluid. The post mortem will reveal that he had ingested almost 3 pints worth of semen and subsequently died from a range of intestinal related issues.

His brother IrreverentAd will be mortified. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth on VT.

:wink:

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Jealousy Shillzz is not an attractive trait.

By the way give me back my holiday snaps I gave you! :angry:

You have just reminded me to add Marc Almond onto my list. He once was rushed to hospital with intestinal problems. When they pumped his stomach they found 10 different types of semen!

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People who have been cheating father time for too long:

Sir David Attenborough (sadly)

Bruce Forsythe (less so)

People who have a dangerous job or lifestyle:

Bear Grylls

Alex McLeish

Out of the Blue/people we should be worried about:

Kate Middleton ( a horrible car accident in a (insert random city here) Underpass.

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Irreverented.

After arriving home from his sex tour of Cambodia he'll collapse in a heap, regurgitating what can only be described as love fluid. The post mortem will reveal that he had ingested almost 3 pints worth of semen and subsequently died from a range of intestinal related issues.

His brother IrreverentAd will be mortified. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth on VT.

:wink:

Though we may be allowed to re-open the lovely ladies thread in his honour!

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Richard Attenborough

Muhammad Ali

Gore Vidal

Michael Douglas

Lindsay Lohan

Robin Gibb

George Michael

Bashar al-Assad

Jacques Chirac

Zsa Zsa Gabor (who is a probably a lock. Sadly, of course)

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what rockstar is 27 or will be turning 27?

I'll take anyone fitting that category please.

Oh and Ellis and Thatcher.

edit:

Rupert Murdoch

James Murdoch

Rebekkah Brooks

Paul McMullan

Piers Morgan

Paul Dacre

Dick Cheney

Silvio Berlusconi

Michael Mcintyre

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The guy who shares an office with me and spends most of the day chomping away on orange food.

My patience will only last so long; his days are numbered.

Carrots, oranges.......struggling.......sweet potato......what else?!

Anything of a pastry / bread / crisp like nature, I guess it's more of a beige. But either way, it's horrible stuff and he makes a lot of noise in the act of consuming it.

I've been plotting his demise for some time now. Some kind of pasty-asphixiation would be fitting.

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what rockstar is 27 or will be turning 27?

I'll take anyone fitting that category please.

Oh and Ellis and Thatcher.

edit:

Rupert Murdoch

James Murdoch

Rebekkah Brooks

Paul McMullan

Piers Morgan

Paul Dacre

Dick Cheney

Silvio Berlusconi

Michael Mcintyre

Struggling for Rockstars!!!

Bruno Mars

Nicola & Nadine from Girls Aloud

Harry from McFly

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