villaajax Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Thanks ME! My mum has been doing some clearing out recently and she found a box of old perfume / aftershave. I managed to tip some perfume down my arm so I thought I'd cover it up with a nice spray of Brut. I now smell like Henry Cooper and Kevin Keegan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 I was bored so I tried to plot a happiness graph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Nice graph. 2006 - 2010 looks like a cat. Was that intentional? Was your happiness tempered during these years by your intentions to make a graph that looks like a cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Yes they were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Some rocket polisher trod on my toe and now it looks like... :cry: :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Man up. You booked an appointment yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B36villa Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Thanks for sharing your gammy toe with us Mr POB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Man up. You booked an appointment yet? appointment for what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Looks infected, bru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 I got a letter from the NHS today inviting me to get tested for chlamydia. It was a very flattering latter, inviting all 'sexual active' 18-24 year olds to be tested. Anyway, there was a special offer available, if I tested I get a free pair of boxers that say ' I'm clean ' or something along those lines. Cool. What is confusing however is if I get tested and I do have chlamydia, does that mean I don't get the free boxers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 I got a letter from the NHS today inviting me to get tested for chlamydia. It was a very flattering latter, inviting all 'sexual active' 18-24 year olds to be tested. Anyway, there was a special offer available, if I tested I get a free pair of boxers that say ' I'm clean ' or something along those lines. Cool. What is confusing however is if I get tested and I do have chlamydia, does that mean I don't get the free boxers? I got that thing, except the boxers would have said "I've had my tackle tested" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeinMadrid Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Anyone out in Brum tonight? I'd like to finally meet some VTers. I'll be out with a celebrity guest (not Beyonce). OK not a celebrity either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Looks infected, bru. Nah, just a bruise but it absolutely kills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeinMadrid Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Looks infected, bru. Nah, just a bruise but it absolutely kills. Looks frickin painful buddy! You've gotta auto-medicate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeinMadrid Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Anyone out in Brum tonight? I'd like to finally meet some VTers. I'll be out with a celebrity guest (not Beyonce). OK not a celebrity either. Is a footballer a celeb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Anyone out in Brum tonight? I'd like to finally meet some VTers. I'll be out with a celebrity guest (not Beyonce). OK not a celebrity either. Is a footballer a celeb? Yes, of course! Joe, I've diagnosed it and i'm afraid its a straight amputation necessary. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YankeeinMadrid Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 My goal in life is to become "Turtle".....ive been drinking, but that's what it's like sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 :shock: On Saturday 12th March 2011, @IanTaylor7 said: RT @Der_Wanderfalke: #ff 1000th tweet. Had to do it for someone I have the greatest of respect for, the one and only @IanTaylor7 the ultimate Villa man!#superian > Respect to you mate! Thank you! I just got a retweet off one of my Villa heroes! :D A bit sad, but hey ho. Thanks Ian, legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Did you tell him you went to Bolton though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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