Follyfoot Posted January 31 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 31 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: So we have lost form, lost first home game in however how long. Running last night. Not great yes but perspective from where we wrew a year ago? Queue weirdo Jason saying he's getting annoyed by Emery as he doesn't show enough 'Pashun' in his interviews. What then mate, fire him for Joey Barton? What a completely thick mentally deficient word removed. Some so called villa fans deserve mothomg but misery What an absolute bell end he is. Just **** off oxygen thief. Just beat me to it. He needs to go to his desk and write a letter, explaining his actions go to his car, tape a tube to the exhaust and feed it through into the car, blocking all air vents so he can slowly suffocate and die of poisoning. Even this would probably be too good for the clearing in the woods. Even better if he could manage to do it in stockings and suspenders (which I suspect he probably wears day-to-day anyway) Edited January 31 by Follyfoot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 I might have to phone and embarrass the word removed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 I reckon Two-Kebab Becky would like a bit of my shami 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hank Scorpio Posted February 3 Popular Post Share Posted February 3 4 hours ago, rjw63 said: I reckon Two-Kebab Becky would like a bit of my shami Imagine the smell combined. Probably worse than Polly's fetid war time trench foot infected wizard sleeve. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 12 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: fetid war time trench foot infected wizard sleeve. What a wordsmith. i doff my cap to you 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 21 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Imagine the smell combined. Probably worse than Polly's fetid war time trench foot infected wizard sleeve. I don’t think anything could be that bad, not even Jason’s unwashed-after-nine-straight-days-in-the-cab yfronts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 5 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 5 Erdo Pete “put the ball in the net and you win mate, that’s what it’s all about mate” What a twonk mate 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 I presume the first half hour was mildly entertaining? Because the last 25 minutes was suicidally boring. wall to wall Wankee Walsall and Custard Bowl Nobbers. Felt like driving into a bridge support. And dont get me started on the custards manager, can't pronounce the letters "th", always uses "f". The fick sounding 'tard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: I presume the first half hour was mildly entertaining? Because the last 25 minutes was suicidally boring. wall to wall Wankee Walsall and Custard Bowl Nobbers. Felt like driving into a bridge support. And dont get me started on the custards manager, can't pronounce the letters "th", always uses "f". The fick sounding 'tard. Only 2 mentions of Rakeem Omaaaaarrr. So yes mildly. The comedic equivalent of bowel cancer. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Missed most of this tonight (oh dear) but did catch Daz the Spaz yet again assuring some uneducated Nose that small queef are going to give someone “a tonking “ and “a mullering “. I would be interested to hear his reasoning as to why these otters pockets could muller anyone without falling into a fifty thousand gallon vat of yoghurt. Mate. Oh and that cretin Walsall fan was on AGAIN. Turned it off before the lobotomy case could speak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Only caught squeaky Eddie chewing his gums for 5 mins before switching off tonight. I couldn't take anymore. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 6 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 6 48 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Missed most of this tonight (oh dear) but did catch Daz the Spaz yet again assuring some uneducated Nose that small queef are going to give someone “a tonking “ and “a mullering “. I would be interested to hear his reasoning as to why these otters pockets could muller anyone without falling into a fifty thousand gallon vat of yoghurt. Mate. Oh and that cretin Walsall fan was on AGAIN. Turned it off before the lobotomy case could speak. He is on every night and DTS introduces him like he has never called before. DTS asked what he would be doing now the game had been cancelled, his answer was PS5 Call of Duty but advised he will be buying FIFA 24. Exciting times 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Follyfoot Posted February 9 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 9 Eddie the squeak with a tirade against WM and 'Little Aston' thought he was going to keel over the stupid old toad. No chance of anyone winning anything apart from promotion for the Albion, Villa no chance of top 4 and if they do he will give £50 of his own money to Acorns. WM have a massive Villa bias and he is sick of it 'You can not go joint top all over Christmas, Squeak squeak. Was this Bluenose Steve dropped on his head as a baby, he is sooo slow with the vocabulary of a 5 year old, likes Eddie though as he is a proper football man apprantly. Simpleton pillock 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 2 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Eddie the squeak with a tirade against WM and 'Little Aston' thought he was going to keel over the stupid old toad. No chance of anyone winning anything apart from promotion for the Albion, Villa no chance of top 4 and if they do he will give £50 of his own money to Acorns. WM have a massive Villa bias and he is sick of it 'You can not go joint top all over Christmas, Squeak squeak. Was this Bluenose Steve dropped on his head as a baby, he is sooo slow with the vocabulary of a 5 year old, likes Eddie though as he is a proper football man apprantly. Simpleton pillock The West Midlands football family obviously all had the same parents/grandparents. That Walsall whanger Dan is an absolute spunkblob despite tipping villa to win 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 9 VT Supporter Share Posted February 9 On 05/02/2024 at 18:30, Follyfoot said: Erdo Pete “put the ball in the net and you win mate, that’s what it’s all about mate” What a twonk mate It's not even true. If you put the ball in the net and the other team puts the ball in the net 10 times you've been absolutely twatted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Follyfoot Posted February 9 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 9 12 minutes ago, sidcow said: It's not even true. If you put the ball in the net and the other team puts the ball in the net 10 times you've been absolutely twatted. Knows more than you mate been going Stans since the 50s mate 72 Mate, him and his son go all over following the blues mate not gonna have some stupid Viler tell Erdo Pete how the game works mate mate mate mate 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Wonder if Daz the Spaz still thinks these clown-shoes are going to muller somebody soon? Materoonie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 I hate that word removed Eddie. Hurry up and see the light. Bilston Ballbag Dan still calling about Walsall every day. NOBODY CARES. He wanted the manager sacked. Now he's great. Absolute thick as **** shitbag he is. **** off into assisted living you shit for brains spunktrumpet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 10 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 10 Pity, there was no creepy Jason last night, not because I like his sinister unnerving characteristics. I enjoy the reaction it provokes in Hank on here 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 20 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Pity, there was no creepy Jason last night, not because I like his sinister unnerving characteristics. I enjoy the reaction it provokes in Hank on here Haha. As a father of a young girl the geezer makes my skin crawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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