rjw63 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 I heard that bloonose bellend, is it Steve? Always refers to his brother in law as a “closet V”. Like he would hide the fact he supports the midlands best team. Anyway this clearing in the woods has phoned in because he won tickets to a knuckledragger game in 2016 and no one, but no one, wanted to go with this insufferable prick, I wonder why that could possibly be? So he mugged the bro in law to go with him even though he’s a “closet V” and seems to mention him every time he calls. point of the story: closet V was privileged to see “history” because Bellendingham made his debut and scored the winner. Yes, that’s their history in a **** nutshell. Sad pathetic little frenulums. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 8, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2023 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: I heard that bloonose bellend, is it Steve? Always refers to his brother in law as a “closet V”. Like he would hide the fact he supports the midlands best team. Anyway this clearing in the woods has phoned in because he won tickets to a knuckledragger game in 2016 and no one, but no one, wanted to go with this insufferable prick, I wonder why that could possibly be? So he mugged the bro in law to go with him even though he’s a “closet V” and seems to mention him every time he calls. point of the story: closet V was privileged to see “history” because Bellendingham made his debut and scored the winner. Yes, that’s their history in a **** nutshell. Sad pathetic little frenulums. Gutted you missed me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Gutted you missed me Did you phone in or am I getting confused in me old age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 8, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: Did you phone in or am I getting confused in me old age? Yes, telling the story about my mum winning the Villa lottery in 1980 Edited November 8, 2023 by Follyfoot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 10 hours ago, rjw63 said: Did you phone in or am I getting confused in me old age? 10 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Yes, telling the story about my mum winning the Villa lottery in 1980 Was this last nights phone-in? If so what time, I need to fire up BBC sounds for a listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 9, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, stuart_75 said: Was this last nights phone-in? If so what time, I need to fire up BBC sounds for a listen. 35 mins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 That Atari 2600 story brought a tear to my eye. Slightly disappointed there was no mention of drinking in town. Matey McMateFace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 9, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 9, 2023 28 minutes ago, stuart_75 said: That Atari 2600 story brought a tear to my eye. Slightly disappointed there was no mention of drinking in town. Matey McMateFace. I have plans for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 11 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Gutted you missed me Just played it back, you’re so erudite and young-sounding Also… You are now part of the big West Midlands Football Family. Mate. Matematematemate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 32 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: I have plans for this You’re going to be a regular ain’t ya? Like that bloke that used to phone Ron Toss pretending to be an Indian for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 9, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, rjw63 said: You’re going to be a regular ain’t ya? Like that bloke that used to phone Ron Toss pretending to be an Indian for years This is my thinking. Just need to put the correct persona together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 9, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 9, 2023 15 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Just played it back, you’re so erudite and young-sounding Also… You are now part of the big West Midlands Football Family. Mate. Matematematemate. When I said that the Mrs was from Wolverhampton, God help her , he was going to react I think but managed to steam ahead regardless 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: You’re going to be a regular ain’t ya? Like that bloke that used to phone Ron Toss pretending to be an Indian for years That was Ashok who used to tot in the "Drakesy" Drum pub. Every time I pass it I salute the legend who has sadly passed on many years ago. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 (edited) @Follyfoot I’ve just listened, may I congratulate you on managing to spend three minutes connected to that moron without calling him a stupid word removed. Daz the spaz’s high pitched ‘banter’ is truly awful. But now you’re mates with him, it would be rude not to call back regularly and slate small heath at every given chance Edited November 9, 2023 by It's Your Round 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, mottaloo said: That was Ashok who used to tot in the "Drakesy" Drum pub. Every time I pass it I salute the legend who has sadly passed on many years ago. Ah "The Drum", I had a couple of EXTREMELY drunken nights in there. One was after JPA scored his first goal against the felchers, the other was when I was "encouraged" to go and watch England-Argentina in the World Cup (think it was the Beckscum sending off match). Got so hammered at that one I got run over on the way home and don't actually remember anything except people peering down at me in the road, then pissing off when they realised I was drunk. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Creepy Jason just phoned in after our euro victory. My wife: “what is this stupid rocket polisher on about?” Says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 14 hours ago, rjw63 said: Creepy Jason just phoned in after our euro victory. My wife: “what is this stupid rocket polisher on about?” Says it all Is that the guy on last who hadn't watched the match? I was struggling trying to understand the mindset of a guy who phones in immediately after a game he hasn't watched, and tbh I couldn't do it. And why put him on air? Perhaps he was the only caller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Is that the guy on last who hadn't watched the match? I was struggling trying to understand the mindset of a guy who phones in immediately after a game he hasn't watched, and tbh I couldn't do it. And why put him on air? Perhaps he was the only caller On last yes, but I must have missed the fact he didn't watch the game, what a scrote 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, rjw63 said: On last yes, but I must have missed the fact he didn't watch the game, what a scrote Yeah he hadn't watched it, "I listened, on the radio" he said very proudly. I guess listening to it is a bit more knowledge than *nothing at all* but it's not the same is it, and particularly absurd when he's talking to Thommo about a match that he only has any knowledge of at all because he's heard Thommo talking about it! Reminded me a bit of that thing you sometimes get on the news where there's a host in the studio and a reporter 'on the scene' eg outside a courtroom, and the host clearly knows more about it than the poor sod standing out in the rain, but we're all going along pretending it's the other way round for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewiek2 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 On 09/11/2023 at 09:03, rjw63 said: You’re going to be a regular ain’t ya? Like that bloke that used to phone Ron Toss pretending to be an Indian for years Bring back Ashok!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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