rjw63 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I was getting bored of telling my wife how fat she is so I bought her a device that does it for me. It's called a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake, hah, in your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 My wife called me an annoying word removed the other day. I almost choked on my Vuvuzela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I was disgusted after just reading a joke about licking your own sisters fanny. I could never bring myself to do that. Not after the smell she left on my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 The Vuvuzela. The most useless, annoying and despised piece of musical plastic since Michael Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 What do you call 20 elephants running to the park to touch underage children? Stampaedophiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 What have Michael Jackson and Robert Green got in common? They both wear gloves for no apparent reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 What do you call a policewoman with a shaved fanny? Cuntstubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 ^ Not heard that for a while! Prostitute 1 : Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? Prostitute 2 : No, but I've been swung round by the tits a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Man tries it on with wife who declines, saying "Not now, you know I've got acute angina". Man replies "Good job, your tits aren't up to much". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Edgar Davids. Eagerly awaiting 3-D TV since 1992. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." "Well," I said, "I think my cock tastes funny..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncandares Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Apparently, Nigerian midfielder Sani Kaita has had over 1,000 emails threatening him with his death after getting sent off in the World Cup match a few days ago. He has replied to every one personally, sympathising with their pain and asking for bank details to enable him to repay them for his stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurdy Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 rjw63 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Whaddya mean, Turdy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 rjw63 Nope, too clever for me. Don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Some of the England Football team will make history tomorrow. They will be the first white men to land in England and be told to **** off back to Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 The England team will arrive back early tomorrow morning to a heroes reception..... at Glasgow airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Edgar Davids. Eagerly awaiting 3-D TV since 1992. i like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchavfc Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Severe weather warning: A shower of shit coming in from South Africa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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