pacbuddies Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I'll start us off. Roy Keane: "Hey Mr 4th official, do you realise that I have been watching this s**t for 90 minutes! Isn't it about time you put your board up"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Roy: "This watch was set to Fergie Time by the man himself so where the hell did my extra 14 minutes injury time go?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansardtony Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Which bastard has nicked my watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powell91 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) As an aggravated keane sarcastically counts on his watch mocking the team for their lack of goals, paul lambert a desperate man asks the 4th official if he wants to play the last few minutes in a desperate attempt to prove to himself and the fans that he can make bold moves tactically in order to change a game. This was particularly pleasing to darren bent who was stitting anxiously on the edge of his car chair hoping not to be picked as he knew he would only add to growing pile of bile, embarassment and shambolic ineptitude that is Aston Villa Football Club. Edited October 28, 2014 by powell91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacbuddies Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 As an aggravated keane sarcastically counts on his watching mocking the team for their lack of goals, paul lambert a desperate man asks the 4th official if he wants to play the last few minutes in a desperate attempt to prove to himself and the fans that he can make bold moves tactically in order to change a game. This was particularly pleasing to darren bent who was stitting anxiously on the edge of his car chair hoping not to be picked as he knew he would only add to growing pile of bile, embarassment and shambolic ineptitude that is Aston Villa Football Club. Please, this is a caption competition. Only light hearted p**s takes allowed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2014 Powell's is the only proper "caption" though. So he wins by default so far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 As Darren Bent passes by on the 9:34 to Sheppard's Bush he gazes out of the Window and witnesses Paul Lambert and his Ginger sidekick trying to sell a clearly upset Roy Keane a new i Watch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 The 4th Offical says 'Sorry Mr Keane we can't take time off. You'll have to watch this shit like the rest of us for the full 90 minutes.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 "Ref you decide who to go on, I don't have a clue" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) Keane to fourth official "Are you seriously asking me how much time I would like adding on? I might be fecking tough but I'm not a fecking sadist". Lambo joins in "Go on then, you heard the man! Tell the ref to blow that bloody whistle before ya get a backhander from me, you ginger tw*t!" Edited October 28, 2014 by villarocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2014 See, this is a proper caption: As Darren Bent passes by on the 9:34 to Sheppard's Bush he gazes out of the Window and witnesses Paul Lambert and his Ginger sidekick trying to sell a clearly upset Roy Keane a new i Watch These aren't: The 4th Offical says 'Sorry Mr Keane we can't take time off. You'll have to watch this shit like the rest of us for the full 90 minutes.' Keane to fourth official "Are you seriously asking me how much time I would like adding on? I might be fecking tough but I'm not a fecking sadist". Lambo joins in "Go on then, you heard the man! Tell the ref to blow that bloody whistle before ya get a backhander from me, you ginger tw*t!" Must try harder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacbuddies Posted October 28, 2014 Author Share Posted October 28, 2014 See, this is a proper caption: As Darren Bent passes by on the 9:34 to Sheppard's Bush he gazes out of the Window and witnesses Paul Lambert and his Ginger sidekick trying to sell a clearly upset Roy Keane a new i Watch These aren't: The 4th Offical says 'Sorry Mr Keane we can't take time off. You'll have to watch this shit like the rest of us for the full 90 minutes.' Keane to fourth official "Are you seriously asking me how much time I would like adding on? I might be fecking tough but I'm not a fecking sadist". Lambo joins in "Go on then, you heard the man! Tell the ref to blow that bloody whistle before ya get a backhander from me, you ginger tw*t!" Must try harder Of course, but let's just play along as it lightens the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) As the voices faded to incoherent mumblings and the world drew in close around him, he turned white and stared into the distance, shocked, as he realised if Paul and Roy's hands were there, then whose hand was on his shoulder? Edited October 28, 2014 by Stevo985 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post useless Posted October 28, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) Roy Keane looks at his watch whilst Lambert remonstrates with the Fourth Official. Edited October 28, 2014 by useless 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 See, this is a proper caption: As Darren Bent passes by on the 9:34 to Sheppard's Bush he gazes out of the Window and witnesses Paul Lambert and his Ginger sidekick trying to sell a clearly upset Roy Keane a new i Watch These aren't: The 4th Offical says 'Sorry Mr Keane we can't take time off. You'll have to watch this shit like the rest of us for the full 90 minutes.' Keane to fourth official "Are you seriously asking me how much time I would like adding on? I might be fecking tough but I'm not a fecking sadist". Lambo joins in "Go on then, you heard the man! Tell the ref to blow that bloody whistle before ya get a backhander from me, you ginger tw*t!" Must try harder Com'on Stevo dazzle us with your wit then mate? We're waiting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffy Biro Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Someone takes the internet too seriously, supposed to be a bit of fun not you defining what is an acceptable entry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2014 it's almost as if I wasn't being totally serious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffy Biro Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Obviously not because then you entered a rubbish one of you own 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 it's almost as if I wasn't being totally serious! Call that ^^^^ a caption! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Caption Bird's Roy said he would have given that 10 minutes before allowing Bent in for a number two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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