prmort Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 As Roy shows the fourth official his new watch, “thing” creeps in over his shoulder to ask if Villa have scored yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) Obviously not because then you entered a rubbish one of you own Sorry, here's my real one Lambert sez "Lolz, we are wlel shit" Then Keane is like "Ha. it's half past we r shit o'clock" And the 4th Offishal goes "You guys are shit. Haz you been sacke dyet?" Edited October 28, 2014 by Stevo985 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Unfortunately, mid-game, Gabriel Agbonlahor's sides actually split as he recalled the hilarious comments in the latest VT Caption Competition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I'll start us off. Roy Keane: "Hey Mr 4th official, do you realise that I have been watching this s**t for 90 minutes! Isn't it about time you put your board up"? Lambert "how long left?" Keane "30 seconds til you get sacked" 4th official "LOL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2014 Darren Bent pondered why his management team were so bothered about the added time when, seeing as he was still sat on the bench, the game could only be 70 minutes old at most. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Keane times Lambert to see how long he can hold a conversation about Villa without using the phrase "right good go". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelboyVilla Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Obviously not because then you entered a rubbish one of you own Sorry, here's my real one Lambert sez "Lolz, we are wlel shit" Then Keane is like "Ha. it's half past we r shit o'clock" And the 4th Offishal goes "You guys are shit. Haz you been sacke dyet?" Stevo that actually made me LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2014 Obviously not because then you entered a rubbish one of you own Sorry, here's my real one Lambert sez "Lolz, we are wlel shit" Then Keane is like "Ha. it's half past we r shit o'clock" And the 4th Offishal goes "You guys are shit. Haz you been sacke dyet?" Stevo that actually made me LOL!!! I am in no way surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Hurry up mate, ive a book signing in 20 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic09 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 'Paul, it's time for you to leave' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaw_nuff Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I'll start us off. Roy Keane: "Hey Mr 4th official, do you realise that I have been watching this s**t for 90 minutes! Isn't it about time you put your board up"? Look, I broke my own wrist just to stay awake. Can I borrow your giant table tennis bat to beat Gabby to death with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) Oh, sorry, was beaten to it by Zatman ( the book signing gag). Edited October 28, 2014 by briny_ear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 I'll start us off. Roy Keane: "Hey Mr 4th official, do you realise that I have been watching this s**t for 90 minutes! Isn't it about time you put your board up"? "I have to leave now and go sign some books" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Obviously not because then you entered a rubbish one of you own Sorry, here's my real one Lambert sez "Lolz, we are wlel shit" Then Keane is like "Ha. it's half past we r shit o'clock" And the 4th Offishal goes "You guys are shit. Haz you been sacke dyet?" Stevo that actually made me LOL!!! I am in no way surprised.To be fair to Delboy, it was better than your 'hand on the shoulder' one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Keano: 'Ha, would you look at that......I forgot to put the bloody thing back an hour!' Lambo: 'See what I have to put up with for *****sake!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffy Biro Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Obviously not because then you entered a rubbish one of you own Sorry, here's my real one Lambert sez "Lolz, we are wlel shit" Then Keane is like "Ha. it's half past we r shit o'clock" And the 4th Offishal goes "You guys are shit. Haz you been sacke dyet?" Better than your first attempt, pretty ironically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2014 Obviously not because then you entered a rubbish one of you own Sorry, here's my real one Lambert sez "Lolz, we are wlel shit" Then Keane is like "Ha. it's half past we r shit o'clock" And the 4th Offishal goes "You guys are shit. Haz you been sacke dyet?" Better than your first attempt, pretty ironically. Yours was much better to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffy Biro Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Cheers, hombre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 As the three men debated whether possession football was better than hoof and hope, they suddenly realised that they would be the subject of an hilarious caption competition. Their discussion quickly turned to a far more concerning topic: how quickly would it take for a pedant to point out that most people weren't posting proper captions in what was meant to just be a light hearted topic with no strict rules. "I reckon no longer than an hour" said Roy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Darren Bent pondered why his management team were so bothered about the added time when, seeing as he was still sat on the bench, the game could only be 70 minutes old at most. after he came on I didnt see him touch the ball so he might have sneaked back onto the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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