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This deal is done..lets move on

Lol @ scamchester utd...they would have to swap half their team and even at that....

Reading on wet spam forums that they are broke...they will need to sell at least 4-5 players to bring anyone of note in..not sure how true it is,but its a general theme on their forums

I reckon we should enquire about some of marvellous nakamba's countrymen...like Danger Fourpence,limited chicfaca and givemore manueala..got to be a star in that lot

Breaking...Hairyhands and Mysteryman have raided JulieB's basement and freed dale stephens....thats about as much fantasy i can take for one night...

Watkins followed by buendia,cantwell and max aarons

I reckon it will come down to RBL..if they go further in the CL they will have more cash to spend

Julie B was the mistress of the dungeon Hairyhands got fired when doris the tea lady outed him to the board Mysterman was just a mystery.....or was he.... and you my friend are in VT transfer hell!

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We are on page 442..i hope this is a sign of next seasons tactical change!!!

Anyone else get that feeling of when the "big boys" are finished raiding the Flavour of the month footballers named in this thread,that we will be left with just scraps?

I will eat my roadster if we have dont spend more than100m this transfer window

Let me fix that for you^^

There should be a clause in every contract stating that "If your shit,really shit.. aston villa have the right to cut your pay to 5 quid a kebab per month"

Im not sure what the problem is...Before we stayed up everyone and their dead giddy aunts knew we needed 2 fit strikers if we stayed up... Wesley will be crocked for a while and with his kind of injury you just dont come back the same player..it takes time. Watkins is perfect for the wings or for CF..he is versatile and would be great as a "second" striker We cannot afford to not hit the ground running this season..and if we dont because of lack of quality in the team..im afraid it all comes down to management and i for one will not be a happy bunny

The next person who mentions another "BENTEKE TO VILLA" link will be summarily Shot with their own shit

After having spent a week trolling through leeds forums and watching their "delusional" you tube streamers (they are like wood lice..coming out of the woodwork by the hundreds),I have come to the conclusion that 16 years in the championship has severely curtailed the mental capacity of 99% of their fan base. The Arrogance of leeds is astounding,Ben white being a prime example,2 bids rejected then they resort to slagging off brighton and their manager,Im so happy that chelsea and spurs are in for him as well. They have a belief that because leeds are a and i quote "a monumental sized club" that they with bielsa can attract any player they want over 80% of the other teams in the premiership and on the cheap may i add..they reckon benrahma is nailed on to go to them for..wait for it..20m haha..bunch of idiots,and it does not end there..they reckon they can get edouard off celtic for less than 20m due to the "bielsa" effect...Watkins is going to them for 18m according to most as he would be a great partner for bamford...I nearly fell off my chair when i read that. They reckon there is no way that watkins and benrahma would choose to go to aston villa over leeds,i dont even think most of them know about dean smiths links with the pair or even that smith was brentfords old manager. I personally cannot wait for VAR to **** them over and to see that lump bielsa fall off his bucket with rage...They truly are going to get a rough awakening..a bit like we did in the premiership and with a lot of the fanbase forecasting themselves finishing anywhere from 6th to 10th in their first season the delusion is strong in Leeds.

We would never be so lucky if it was a straight swap..im sure there are millions involved if the story is true...and i dont think it is

Yes its THAT VILLATALK WEDNESDAYTM