Without wishing to argue this further, given I, by definition of the thread title, recognise its not something I should really care about, I've never, ever, heard a commentator shout "SWP, ooh that was close", or "what a free kick by JWP".
I get the points being made in argument to my initial grievance, but thats just way off what I was saying and totally strawmans my whole post.
Anyway, it seems you are more pissed off with me being pissed off about the things that I shouldn't than I was to start with.
Let's move on.