The Moustache of Teale
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Apart from shredded duck pancakes with hoisin sauce. They’re frequently starters.
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They certainly don’t look back in Angers.
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To me he’s Doug Lewis. With him and Fred Gilbert we’ll have the makings of a quality crown green bowls team.
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Not a fish / Egyptian / (insert subject matter) pun in sight. No ‘It’s Happening’ gifs or South Park jizz pictures. No Kenneth Williams gifs either. Nothing like what gets written on here.
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I didn’t realise he was so massive. Just look at how he dwarfs that coffee mug. Slightly concerned now about his mobility given he’s a winger.
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Sounds like you’ve been “working from home” today. Don’t worry, the cramp in your wrists will soon go.
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About 7 inches.
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Stats aren’t everything. I believe in Engels. Something good in everything I see.
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By passing this message on, you’re guilty of spreading Terreur propaganda.
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After the kicking he got yesterday he quite possibly has got the biggest bollocks in the world.
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We already know the price. It was the usual £20 million but he’s currently in the Brentford end of season double discount sale, with 25% off, interest free and pay nothing until 2021. For a limited time only.
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Given that Stoke have already apparently signed Butland’s replacement, they risk pissing on their own chips by trying to hold out for silly money, and risking him still being there when the transfer window closes.
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I know absolutely nothing about Heaton, other than he used to be the lead singer of The Housemartins and The Beautiful South.
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Even at that point, Grealish could see that it was all about to go horribly tits up...
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That too. It’s made me lose control of everything.
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What a bloke. Never before has a Villa signing given me a lump in my throat and a lump in my trousers simultaneously.
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I prefer to think of it as for the price of Wan-Bissaka, who has had one year in the Premier League, we could have got 2 and a half Tyrone Mings’.
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Get in! Not cheap but it’s not my wad that’s being spent.
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I’ve often wondered to myself, has anyone ever attempted to hit a cow’s arse with a banjo? Literally, I mean. Edit: just put it into Google Images. One of the pictures that came up was Emile Heskey in a Villa kit. Seriously.
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The Brentford rumours do seem strange. Can only assume they’ll be looking to sell him on again for £20m before the transfer window shuts for a tidy £14.5m profit.
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