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KevinRichardsonsMoustache

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  1. Disappointed we won't make it to 100 pages. New Rashica?! Pah!
  2. His contract is the equivalent of having a golf ball stuck up your anus: if someone offers to take it away, you accept. Doesn’t matter what it costs. Once it’s gone, you can have some real fun.
  3. I love how the starting XI vs Stevenage is being dismantled, the institutional memory of that defeat being erased: Olsen, Cash, Chambers, Bednarek, Augustinsson; Sanson, Dendoncker, D. Luiz; Coutinho, Bailey, Ings. Chambers, Coutinho, Olsen: cheerio in the summer. Emery is ruthless as f*ck.
  4. Tier 17 due to the shambolic grammar in that tweet. I don’t mean to be a tw*t, but how the f*ck do you become a ‘journalist’ when you don’t understand how to construct a sentence? Oh, I just checked and he can’t use apostrophes either.
  5. It’s happening!! That is clearly Guendouzi’s hair on the right of the image
  6. Superb post. Bloke has loan with us paying a chunk of his wages written all over him. If he has settled in the country, he’d do a good job for a good championship side. Otherwise, he’ll be linked to a club in Qatar, but end up signing for loan for one of those clubs in Turkey that aren’t Besiktas, Fener or Galatasaray. He’ll do okay for a season, we’ll release him from his contract and he’ll sign with them permanently. Move to ‘other football’.
  7. No panic buys: win. Shifting some dead wood: ditto. Emery showing the remaining squad that he’s crafting something with or without them: ditto. We all want that marquee signing (I’d love Guendouzi and a winger), but let’s be a bit clever. This is a long-term project.
  8. F**ks sake: I’ve been watching for aeroplanes. Now they’re using helicopters? NSWE out.
  9. He scored that weird 35-40 yarder when we thumped Boro, too. I bought that white away strip and that was the only naffing away win of the season.
  10. Next season, could someone run an FM save with Villa where the season moves one day for each real day? Then, when the transfer window comes around, VT could serve as the transfer committee.
  11. Best: Mings for his contribution on and off the pitch. The way he engaged with the fans, the importance of the time he signed in our history, the boost he gave the defence, his celebrations in the final and, of course, him wearing the shirt when he travelled back on the train.
  12. I've heard this before in an entirely different area of my life
  13. Has he got wet yet? I mean, made his debut? Asking for a friend. LOVE IT!
  14. An instruction to intercourse. Ready, steady…MATE!
  15. If I don't get my partner to shout those words, I'm unhappy. I mean: you need affirmation, don't you?
  16. Is this a porno? https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/morgan-sanson-breaks-silence-aston-26054287 ‘Strasbourg's president Marc Keller said… "We were seduced by Morgan Sanson, not only for his qualities as a footballer but also for his willingness to join us and make his contribution’ ‘Sanson said of the move: "... The Racing spirit suits me well: wet the jersey, never let go of anything. I like it!’ *moan*
  17. Superb use of the plural ‘forwards’ in our senior squad webpage. Jhon needs to be added, I suppose
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