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  1. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Nope. It was the effort at ‘big money Hispanic hair’
  2. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    And the ‘broken heart watching your ex’ analogy is complete: *AVFC casually walks to the bar with a stunner* At least we now have a new name for JG: Cun*inho. A shaggy-haired imitation of the real thing.
  3. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    ”And next on your favourite channel, things go pear-shaped for Roy in Coronation Street”
  4. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Benito Carbone on steroids, with a rocket up his arse, made of solid gold, times ten thousand.
  5. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Oi, that's Magic Gerson to you, and don't you forget it
  6. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    With a couple of signings and a few folk recovering from injury, we will have a properly good Premier League squad. God I hope this works. SG said we had our sights on players, plural, so perhaps we can expect a least one more? Presumably a DM?
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    You know you're a real Villa fan when your enthusiasm about a signing is undercut by massive anxiety. Welcome to B6, Phil! Rip it f***ing up!
  8. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Noel “No” Rumours is precisely the sort of CDM we’re looking for. Under the radar, off the grid, no one sees him coming. Having said that, his chances created xP, hot tamale, rating is rivalled by Norwegian CDM Feck Åll. Not to mention the up-and coming Slovakian prospect Nada Zilch. All three are attractive propositions.
  9. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Hickey, Zakaria and a magnificent centre half. No pressure, Johan.
  10. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Hadn’t considered this. Good call. Can see it happening.
  11. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    LB, DM and a CB are on the list for incomings. It’s clear as day. DM is the one we must get right. And incidentally the position that most on VT were begging for in the summer (Kenneth Williams gif).
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    If money is on the table for him this month, then he goes. If not, then he’ll be a useful squad player if our injury list continues to be longer than Ron Jeremy’s penis.
  13. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Today was the off key swan song for a number of the squad that kept us up: Hause Targett Trez …and Luiz as a DM I think SG is leading ‘Rebuild 2.0’. The next stage. We’ve the spine of a v good team, but I’m actually a bit worried. That transfer window with Tactics Tim has left me scarred. ATM, youngsters are good but not lighting the place up in number and new signings haven’t quite gelled yet: add more to the mix and the XI will be v different.
  14. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    How can we look so good in one half and so damn terrible in the second? Madness
  15. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    I hate football and this tin pot Lahndahn club.
  16. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    £100m and no immediate impact and sabotaging another leading talent in Foden. Good signing, Pep, good signing. He has the ability but, as much as he says he likes the pressure, he just can’t deal with it up there…yet.
  17. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    The old ‘I was breathing so the guy I am marking goes down’ trick.
  18. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Adomah says hi
  19. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Sometimes one’s desires in the bedroom trickle out into the outside world.
  20. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Offside or no, Alonso attempted a clothesline there
  21. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Bertie = erection
  22. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Good changes. Positive. Buendia poor in the second half. Ings poor all round.
  23. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    Ditto. Good call.
  24. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    That little swipe from Alonso. Interesting
  25. KevinRichardsonsMoustache
    They’re going through our lines for fun. Tactical disarray out there for us
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