MrSmirch

Brienne Jorah Mormont Walder Frey

Who the **** is Steve Cook?!

Lucien Favre

I'd have Noble and Antonio before Henderson and Lallana

Give Remi a year with his own players, see how he gets on. If things still aren't going well then get Warburton, his teeth are well and truly cut plus he did a great job with Brentford in the championship getting them to the play offs.

If everyone plays to their best ability we might be able to keep the score down

I like the look of Obita at Reading.

Do you think we can realistically afford to sack Garde and his backroom team? It'd be millions and millions down the shitter that could be better spent replacing the real culprits of our plight. I definitely want to see him get a chance to try and build something here, there's a reason Lyon fans called him Rémi Garde-iola.

We haven't scored an own goal in a while, reckon Hutton or Richards will remedy that. 3-0 spurs

We should do another out the door protest, only make it a trapdoor and put it under our dressing room.

Hart/Forster Clyne/Trippier-Cahill/Stones-Smalling/Jagielka-Cresswell/Bertrand Alli/Rooney-Dier/Noble-Barkley/Lallana Sterling/Albrighton-Vardy/Kane-Young/Antonio + Walcott

At least there were plenty of tits on the pitch.

Anger. Pure anger.

The idea of this guy being managed by Guardiola is really bizzare.

Complete implosion, multiple red cards, massive fine, 4-0 West Ham.

Put in a knee high challenge on a Small Heath player who then had to get subbed off. Got away with it as well. http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/match-reaction/339869/-

Did Grealish or Gabby touch the ball when they came on? Didnt hear the commentators mention either of them. Other than that.... Bollocks.

Probably explains why we're so fluid.

His haircut is sort of thing you see at Butlins as well.

Wish we had 11 KEEEYRON CLARK's

I'd quite like to hear another hurling annecdote

"Aston Villa have premier league players who can score at any time" hahahahahahhahahaha really shows how little they know

Hahaha what a debut from Kirchhoff

3-2 Villa. They go 2 up thanks to goals from Mahrez and Kante but then, in a strange twist of fate Ranieri makes a couple of bizzare substitutions leaving Leicester in somewhat of a predicament. Out of nowhere Cissoko bangs one in from a corner making it 2-1. With 15 minutes of play left, Jordan Ayew dances past Huth and Schmeichel and hammers it into the net. Now back in level terms, Rémi turns and assesses his options. Perhaps another defender to come on and hold on to the point? Maybe the 300 year old chesnut tree to provide some shade and the occassional conkor? What about Janice the tea lady and Kev the kit man? The two of them could probably do a job at left back. But no, the man Rémi turns to on this occasion is a man whose not been seen in these parts for some time. Joeseph Bennett. He charges onto the field of play and immediately heads for his natural habitat, the oppositions penalty box. With just seconds left on the clock, his run is spotted by Janice and she launches it with all the might in her size 6 Adidas Originals. The ball arcs up and then down, Bennett rises like a salmon possessed by Be'Elzebub and manages to get one of his wispy locks of blond hair on to the ball, just nudging it out of the reach of the flailing Schmeichel and sends the ball trickling over the line... Mass celebration insues which the BBC brands a return to the dark days, Ayew goes on to score in the next 12 consecutive games and Villa go on to win the Inter Toto cup. Ahh a man can dream.

Captain Jack