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Even if he changed clubs?

Hahaha To be fair I was expecting the punchline to be something about the scouser stressing at the word job.

guess who's been browsing sickipedia ... "I'm a 14 year-old girl looking for a 45-55 year-old man for online webcam fun. Email me: operationlolita@metpolice.uk" *************************************************************** A scouser is walking through the town a girl whispers to him 'Blowjob, Five pounds'. He looked at her oddly and just walked on. Soon another girl says the same thing which he again ignores. When he got home he said 'Mum, what's a blowjob'? She replies 'Five pounds, same as in town'. *************************************************************** I've recently started dating, she's not from the UK. I find it adorable the way she stumbles around even the most basic English words, mispronounces words in a way which sounds ridiculous, and when she does get things right her accent makes it incredibly cute. I'd recommend dating an American to anyone! *********************************************************************** What do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheelbarrow? Run over. ************************************************************** A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "**** off, you won't bring it back."

Other - Green or spoil vote.

Not sure that England isn't a country, it definitely isn't a state though. Found this interesting definition too: Empires are ruled by Emperors. Kingdoms are ruled by Kings (that should include United Kingdom). So, is England a Country? Well, Countries are ruled by ....... (Fill in the gap yourself).

Is that the only fault you could find in B6Bloke avatar Obviously just looks like a normal pic to me....

Pin - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Went for AC/DC - for Maiden I liked Piece of Mind when it came out, and some of Number of the Beast, but that's about it. Live and on the later stuff Bruce's waily vocals tend to do my head in. I like most of the Bon Scott stuff, plus Back in Black and For those About to Rock, so I have a winner! There's something more wholesome about a band that are often mistaken for their roadcrew over a band that look like they are dressed out of a barbie catalogue too.

I always thought I was the only person that couldn't stand Queen. I don't know many people that love them either to be fair, but most people seem to like the odd track, have bought a best of etc, and have a bit of a soft spot for them. For anyone having doubts - look what they inspired to come after them! (Same argument I use for The Beatles - not only do I not like them, if they had never existed then a whole pile of other bands I don't like wouldn't have either )

I do like BOC but it would have to be Rush even though the last good album they released was Grace Under Pressure in 1983. Their new stuff doesn't do it for me at all, but the period from Caress of Steel to Hemispheres particularly, was a huge influence on me when I was younger. Dunno if its significant with mjmooneys comments but I never got (couldn't stand) Yes and only had a passing interest in Zeppelin, so they do seem to not totally crossover. Or maybe I'm just poor As for BOC I don't think Agents of Fortune is that good, and though DFTR is a good track, its not typical. Secret Treaties would be the one to listen to for me, although I do quite like the debut too.

i'd boo - sorry! If it was anyone but Liverpool maybe it would be different, but they are the weakest of the so called four, and even beyond that, I just don't like them. Plus they are a state, if he has the ambition and talent then why not wait for one of the four that might win something.

Come to think of it General, perhaps you should demote him to David Bronze.... lmao. Perhaps David Tinpot too. Cheers General, I still don't quite believe this thread exists, the board is amazing, the club is amazing. Just got to sort my ST renewal now. Have the packs gone out?

Haven't heard that for years Make sure you get it right the first time!! Where is my mind - The Pixies for me now.

I voted positive, although like most people it can vary from day to day. I think it does make a difference, not necessarily to your luck, but if you go through the day genuinelly positive, people are more likely to respond positively back and you have a little more chance of things going your way. There's a fair amount of communication that goes on that is totally non verbal and I think we tend to forget this. Also people often say that if they expect the worst then it can't bother them if it happens, but possibly if you expect the worst, then you're more focussed on the worst, more likely to see the worst and maybe then a little more likely to attract the worst.

Yeah he def said that about a regular season fixture. A preseason game would be interesting though!

I'm with holte_k1 and the return of Barry Fry

Rasputin - Turisas (funny - 'battle metal' version of the Boney M song!!)

2 - cheers 3 - Even more so, when you are blatantly right :notworthy:

I don't know if I just missed them, but after fortunately getting a lift up to VP on Sunday, I hadn't managed to get to a cashpoint before I got to the ground. I was sure there had been one by the shop, but if there was I couldn't find it and the people on the door said there were none. Normally I get the train up from New St and get cash there. Is there a technical/legal reason why there are no cashpoints anywhere and if not, is it possible to get some? Luckily I had enough to get a drink and a programme for my kid, but it seemed a bit odd to not have anyway to get a bit of extra cash out.

Woven Hand - My Russia

I think it's easy to forget the state that the club had got into prior to the new regime taking over. I still firmly believe we couldn't have a better board and manager - every time I read the Generals comments this fact is rammed home. So Gen Krulak, Randy, Martin & co - CHEERS!!! Oh & Mysterman - the banners are brilliant! Esp if we can fasten them down well!

i believe - though this does sound like US TV Evangelism

Has a 40 yr old talking Great Dane got super powers? Course he has!!!!

it is also unrealistic I'm sure I heard they turned down £15 million from Chelsea for him, could have been red top rubbish though, if so they are holding out for the kind of ridiculous fee they got for SWP, which would be insane for us to pay. Incidentally doesn't he come from Birmingham, any idea who he supports?