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I assume he's figured out some sort of perpetual motion machine

Chelsea 3-0 West Brom Everton 1-0 West Ham Leicester 0-1 Sunderland Man City 4-1 Swansea Newcastle 2-1 QPR Stoke 1-0 Burnley Arsenal 1-1 Man Utd Crystal Palace 2-2 Liverpool Hull 0-1 Tottenham Aston Villa 0-1 Southampton

Fairy nuff I've been on a bit of a Kevin Smith binge lately - including his podcasts (his most recent one with Joe Rogan is quite fascinating, in terms of assessing the potential benefits of drug use) In general his films are quite hit and miss, Cop Out & Z & M were both films he should have kept away from, I think he's far better suited to directing his own scripts. Tusk has been getting pelters too but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Clerks 3 has been more or less green lit, and you can go over there to appear as an extra if you throw some money at them, as I believe they will be crowd-sourcing for some of the funding

Yep, although I'm still not convinced it wasn't, at least partly, an act. In a similar vein to Joey Essex - I concede he's probably simple but there's no way he's that simple.

Sorry, what about Chasing Amy is vulgar? (Or were you referring to another post?)

a prize to anyone who can find me a copy of Tusk

Sicknote Lolley

hoping we get a table this week

Liverpool 0-1 Chelsea Burnley 1-1 Hull Man Utd 2-1 Crystal Palace Southampton 1-0 Leicester West Ham 1-1 Aston Villa QPR 2-3 Man City Sunderland 0-2 Everton Tottenham 1-1 Stoke West Brom 1-0 Newcastle Swansea 1-3 Arsenal

I'm thinking I should manipulate all these predictions and use 'the wisdom of crowds' in order to make this weekend's 'both teams to score' bet

Newcastle 2-1 Liverpool Arsenal 3-0 Burnley Chelsea 2-0 QPR Everton 2-1 Swansea Hull 2-2 Southampton Leicester 1-1 West Brom Stoke 2-1 West Ham Man City 1-1 Man Utd Aston Villa 0-2 Tottenham Crystal Palace 1-0 Sunderland

4 more correct scores than anyone else That's the REAL quiz

I want to score. Can we score please? Please?

A hot racist. Im not sure I'd have left. Having sex with a racist doesn't make you racist does it?

Utopia won't be returning because not enough people watched it. It's not important how good a show is, 'cult followings' don't pay the bills apparently. C4 are better off showing shite for morons like Gogglebox, The Man With 5 Heads and Gordon Ramsay Yelling Again.

Ko is 5.00 in fairness

West Ham 1-3 Man City Liverpool 2-2 Hull Southampton 2-1 Stoke Sunderland 1-1 Arsenal West Brom 2-0 Crystal Palace Swansea 2-0 Leicester Burnley 0-2 Everton Tottenham 1-0 Newcastle Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea QPR 0-0 Aston Villa

WILDCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man City 2-0 Tottenham 12:45 Arsenal 3-1 Hull 15:00 Burnley 0-0 West Ham 15:00 Crystal Palace 0-2 Chelsea 15:00 Everton 2-1 Aston Villa 15:00 Newcastle 3-2 Leicester 15:00 Southampton 2-1 Sunderland 15:00 QPR 0-3 Liverpool 13:30 Stoke 0-0 Swansea 16:00 West Brom 1-3 Man Utd 20:00

I got a free ticket so have to go

Why is ArteSuave 4th?

To be fair, any decent keeper who's done their homework on Benteke would have saved it. Benteke is a crap penalty taker. He strikes them to his left, not with very much pace nor very precise placement. Last season both Szczesny and Howard knew where Benteke was going to place his penalty and saved them. Szczesny then let one in in the same game

Hull 2 - 1 Crystal Palace Leicester 2 - 0 Burnley Liverpool 2 - 1 West Brom Sunderland 0 - 0 Stoke Swansea 3 - 1 Newcastle Aston Villa 0 - 2 Man City Man United 1 - 1 Everton Chelsea 2 - 0 Arsenal Tottenham 1 - 0 Southampton West Ham 2 - 0 QPR

You have very expensive w*nks