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  1. Lerner's Driver
    If someone were to ask him to honestly rate his own career as a professional footballer, I wonder what he would say.
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    Eyes surely, keep the faith pal!
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    Origin of the phrase "damp squib" While most modern squibs used by professionals are insulated from moisture, older uninsulated squibs needed to be kept dry in order to ignite, thus a "damp squib" was literally one that failed to perform because it got wet. Sure, but still don't know what a squib is?! It's a wet firework, the perfect metaphor for all things Villa!
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    Squib mate, all squids are damp.
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    Clearly your expectations were out of kilter.
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    What a sweetheart
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    Next up... the inevitable meltdown when losing to Leicester proves NSWE have lost interest and we are getting relegated.
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    You can always raise a grievance if you think you have been treated unfairly... Cause of grievance - please include all relevant details "It was transfer deadline day, I was feeling low and thought I deserved a boost. Talk of Simon Dawkins definitely helped a bit, but if I am honest, didn't really fill the gaping void that was starting to form deep inside, so I asked Debbie for some help with my problem and she was just incredibly rude. Unnecessarily so, in my opinion"
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    Bless you, the Zoom mishaps are more exciting.
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    Have a wank, it helps.
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    I lost you at the first three words.
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    Seems rather off somehow that someone who takes his inspiration from one man's hair would see fit to judge another man's do.
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    Says a lot about prices right now and (possibly/hopefully/seemingly) our reluctance to overpay.
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    Delighted, not sure, but probably not all thar surprised, or offended. How could he be?
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    Andy's son... https://twitter.com/DW_1874/status/1619993023655596032?t=jm671QnTDNowo1TmAm15hw&s=19
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    I reckon it's 50/50 tbh. With most of the names linked so far we'll be there or thereabouts. I have no doubt everyone behind the scenes (from Purslow to Doris the tea lady), are busy 'preparing offers'.
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    Adnan Januzaj?
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    Sweet and tender hooligan
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    Admit it, you've always had a dirty browser. But, I'll wager it's tame in comparison to my wife's dirty great growler.
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    Can't remember a successful pass he made.
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    There are only two forwards!
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    He's working miracles. Delighted for Olly.
  24. Lerner's Driver
    Dan Bardell is the Brummie equivalent of kissing the blarney stone. Nice, soothing, banter and when your done listening you can't remember a word he said.
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    There will be more than 1 tier if his mum finds out he's been telling lies to get strange men excited on the internet.
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