Lerner's Driver

Need a tissue, bud?

I know, such tender souls!

Oh yeah and we've also started a podcast. Villa better wise up because shit just got real, yo! Here's the trailer, Mr Purslow... https://twitter.com/TheBlackDog/status/1666166413105709056?t=UA0YL3bhr0Bv6FwLniHMIQ&s=19

I'm thinking of setting up a support group for all of us fans that have been sold nasty, horrible lies by the club about transfers. Already, they have abused our trust in relation to Asensio, Torres and God knows how many other players. It's just not on, so I won't just stand by and see my brethren suffer. It will be a Villa emotional sharing club and anyone can join. If you are feeling (claret and) blue, I've got just the place for you. Holly Willoughby has already been kind enough to record an introductory message to check we are all okay and there will be free tissues for members if they need to sob or have a wank to soothe their entitlement issues. Let me know who's in...

It's a fake pretending to be the previously accurate account. Some fall for it every window.

I'm a sucker for Nursey's tweets.

1st is the only logical answer to your question.

Interesting analogy, if you had to guess, what percentage of footballers do you reckon don't need paternal consent before they will partake in some free and easy ow's yer father? Asking for a friend

Acch whatever, I mean everything is good right now and can only get better. Whatever will be will be, just enjoy knowing we are in good hands. No point in getting invested in any of the links until they sign because it's only then you will know they are on board because they want to be here. Personally, I am loving not having to worry about all our hopes being pinned on Mr. One moment of magic.

We are signing Rishi Sunak?

https://www.joe.ie/amp/news/pic-a-horse-with-a-permanent-erection-is-causing-trouble-in-this-irish-town-511120

Villa PTSD

Do you want to bet against us? Yes, he is that good Confident as ****. He's polished a turd and produced a diamond.

For the record, I want Everton to be relegated.

Yeah, it's a bonus if we get it.

Nah, he's shit according to some. He's got 13 this season.

We are leading against a very good team, so that was a good half, though we did cede the advantage towards the end. Gotta keep it going!

Maybe... Look, where we are today - on the brink of Conference League glory - is everything I dreamed of when I appointed Martin all those years ago. Please rest assured, General Krulak and I will be there with you in spirit today, if not in body. I'm sure the risotto Unai serves up will be a juicy one we can all enjoy, but to fully appreciate it we must all fight as one. Semper Fidelis! https://twitter.com/USMC/status/950713794715529217?t=JSwTsfo_W8fYnKDzxATb3w&s=19

You are joking, but the Aston branch of the Risotto Poetry Appreciation Society are a really passionate bunch... probably a little too passionate, in fact. The fella in the picture throwing a punch actually published this little gem in the Society's monthly magazine about his mate's girlfriend, hence the carnage... And he feeds her Crisp cool chardonnay drenches their lips, it's flavour running rivulets over their tongues. Eyes widen over the candlelit table, and he thinks about giving her sons. Rich sticky risotto slowly prised from bowls, mouthfuls devoured in anticipation, he wipes his mouth with emphasised lust and she thinks about sensual elation. Chargrilled sardines stare eyes from their plates. She plucks them away, eating them whole, one by one. His leg quivers tremulously under the table, her sweetness burning like African suns Creamy creme brulee drips from their spoons, slipping down their throats, placating their hunger. He presses his appetite firmly to hers, her thighs drawing him in to taste erotic thunder.

speculation /ˌspɛkjʊˈleɪʃn/ noun the forming of a theory or conjecture without firm evidence. "there has been widespread speculation that Villain_of_oz can think of a million better ways to spend his time than commenting on how Asensio to Villa is a waste of his time"

Absolutely right.

Your vibes are mostly suicidal, have a wank.

A very good player... on his day.

Who knows if we are actually after them, but would you still think they are puke-worthy signings if Unai wants them? Surely, that's all that matters. The man polishes turds and produces diamonds, we've seen it with our own eyes!

Buendia. That is all.