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I'm guessing this doesn't include our one signing already this summer? If so, I'm going with a nett score of 2.

Odd too, seeing as ISM said that MON was only really looking for players with Prem experience. (Unless I'm mis-remembering the original quote, which is entirely possible).

Watched this for the first time in years last night. Had forgotten how good it was.

Go get it checked out, CV. Horror stories abound of people in your situation getting proper sick from such things. Show the doc.

Ah, the legendary "Tower Of Pisa" formation. Almost zona mista

What, like this monstrosity?! Cut out your tongue! But then this is a thing of beauty:

More amusing than of any relevant interest: New signing must do bird before playing

Intrigued to know what the viewing stats are for this though. I wouldn't be at all surprised to see them mirror the VT poll - especially if Townsend's comments are anything to go by.

Bit late to this thread but I'm gonna say Spain

Can't believe anyone would prefer to have their pre-match, half-time and post-match punctuated by the most annoying adverts going (especially them stupid car ones) every minute and a half, just to get away from watching jug-ears and friends. Aunty Beeb ftw!

This one?

More than a little ambiguous at this stage :winkold:

Thanks for the reminder on this one - I meant to see this a while ago but it completely slipped my mind. Last nights' viewing - surprisingly tense and gripping (only surprising as I didn't expect to be quite so drawn in:

Made I laugh a bit

£2.99 on Play and worth every penny. Rats! Can't believe I paid 96p over the odds

Here? Or did you mean getting without paying?

With a few days without World Cup action, I've returned to my growing pile of films I haven't yet watched. Recent notables are both fairly well known but no less worthy of recommendation for it.

So I'm still five years away from having my hovering skateboard?

I see what you're doing there. Going after the lucrative Ghana market. Forget Koreans, Ghana is where the big overseas support will come from

Think this was discussed lots much earlier in the thread. The lack of transfer fee would allow for front-loading the contract, effectively paying JC his own transfer fee, allowing for his wages to be lower. No idea if this would be something MON would sanction but I don't think the theory is impossible. It would also put Cole on far and away more than anyone else at the club. Not worth the potential hassle that would cause, as such i agree with Richard. aint going to happen. That was kinda the point of my post though - you wouldn't have to pay him more because the money you wouldn't be spending on a transfer fee could be paid as a signing-on fee to the tune of the gap between his current Chelsea wages and what Villa were willing to pay (without upsetting the current wage structure). I'm not saying it's likely as I'm sure it's probably not going to happen - I was just saying that wages alone wouldn't rule it out.

Think this was discussed lots much earlier in the thread. The lack of transfer fee would allow for front-loading the contract, effectively paying JC his own transfer fee, allowing for his wages to be lower. No idea if this would be something MON would sanction but I don't think the theory is impossible.

This! Win-Win as I see it. But lets face it, 30 million would allow us to kick on and buy three good players. Milner is replacable. If 30 million was on the table we would be stupid not to take it IMO. Although I wouldnt be sad if Milner stays... The problem is if we can get the right players in to become a better side after losing Milner. That's the worry for me. £30m is a fantastic sum of money but I'm sure it would only be a matter of days before we started hearing stories of "because everyone knows we got £30m from the Milner sale, all the prices of our prospective signings have just gone up". I'm totally torn, I think £30m is too good to turn down but I'd worry that we'd be able to effectively use the money.

Didn't see it but from what I heard, it went to Defoe.

I'll be the first to say that I pay for sex pretty much every time I have it. Obviously that's just because the gf uses a credit-based nooky system

we could just try shooting gabby15 ? Whilst not a global cure, every little helps