leemond2008

I know there is a youtube thread but I think this deserves to go in here what dya recon? is it a genius prank or is it cruel? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kCP9-EWyWQ] seagulls on laxatives

It's quite big everyone who has seen it has said it's nasty. Doesn't really hurt or anything it's just a ball ache because of where it is, it is constantly rubbing on the desk When I am typing or using a mouse

I burnt my hand pretty bad on the oven on Sunday got a mahoosive blister now. How long should you leave it before you pop or rip the blister off? It's doing my head in now

Just stuck the green mile on I recorded it the other night, ain't seen this film in years

not really I just mentioned that I was stuck in a lift and 2 girls happened to be stuck in there with me, I'm not a sex pest or anything

I'm sure you would be fine...I did try to explain to the birds I was stuck in there with that if they were to slowly and seductively remove their clothes then they would be less likely to suffer from the heat as much it didn't work

I only ask because I was stuck in one for over an hour at work yesterday. I know some people get really claustrophobic and start to freak out but I was stuck in there with two birds (one I have never met before) and we literally sat on the floor and chilled out whilst we were waiting to be rescued. Only thing was that after an hour I swear to god I was hotter than a fox in a forest fire, absolutely sweltering by the time we got out, I must have smelt like a polecat by the time work finished. So how would you take it? Would you freak out or chill out?

Yeah I have caught him the last few times he has been on, really does look to have near enough the whole package the only thing that lets him down is his attitude to the actual sport, being a loudmouth is fine but its his dedication that you have to question after the farce with the weight, also everytime you hear about him people are talking about the entourage that follows him around everywhere blowing smoke up his arse I think they were correct on boxnation when they said he needs to try and spend some time with mayweather to see what dedication really is. ...shit I forgot to brush my hair before I posted this did anyone see the kid who was on the undercard who was calling mayweather out? I would love to see how far he got with him lol

apparently chindie they are considering allowing people to send text messages in america, apparently it will encourage more teens to go

Friday I went out and a few drinks turned into a massive session, yesterday I just went round me mates house and chilled out and today I aint planning on doing fook all, mite pop into town and have a wonder around see if there is anything I can spend my money on

Sitting in the pub reminiscing about dogs that have joined the big farm in the sky

I was out having a quiet drink and some food after work with a girl I know, I saw her onto the bus and started to make my way to my own bus stop and as I was walking down a back road he came stumbling over to me (can in hand) and asked if I had a light, he lit his dog end and then asked me for a fag I told him I didn't have any and he started stumbling all over the place giving me loads of abuse then he swung for me (in slow motion) I got out of the way of it and he copped me on me head and fell over, it didn't hurt or anything so I left. Him on the floor trying to get up

A tramp punched me on the top of my head tonight cuz I didnt Have any fags Landed rite on the top of my cranium lol it must have hurt him more than me.

In the things that piss you off thread I just vent in there and often throw a load of swear words in to make it sound like I'm more pissed off than I actually am as for the the gym culture I didn't mean to generalise it but that is just how I feel at the moment, I dont really fancy getting involved in the whole ''monthly payment'' thing because I am not overly serious about it, its just something I am thinking about getting into, and the fact that the gym I used to go to was indeed full of knob heads I could do it in front of other people but I suppose its a bit like playing the guitar I prefer to play my guitar in an empty room rather than having other people around, and I am pretty much confined to my flat to do it as I dont have a garden. again, appologies if my posts come across overly aggresive I am a big loveable hug in a mug really

ha, why what have I done now?

That sounds good, again though any idea how much they cost and what sort of weight I should be starting with?

you could make a film about that

to be honest the gym doesnt interest me at all, dont like the thought of having to do shit in front of other people, used to go when I was younger and the ammount of dickheads that you used to get in there was quite frankly unbelievable my main problem is that I am kind of confined to my house to do it, only thing I could do would be to go running but that dont really appeal to me either

ok then say I did decide that I wanted to move onto weights (doubt I will but I am kind of condering it) how do I know what to buy to start with and how much do they typically cost?

ok then its about time I posted in this thread now I am quite a big lad, 6ft, not fat but definately more flab than muscle I am kind of hooked on press ups at the moment, I barely do any physical exercise but the other week for one reason or another I ended up trying to do some press ups and I managed 15 quite easily (shit I know, but then I have never had any upper body strength) but I have been doing them pretty much every day and can do 25 now (this is in about 2 weeks) I have been doing pretty much 25 3 times a day but have just took a look at it online and have seen that the best way to do it is to push yourself to the limit once a day every other day, as in do 25 have a minutes rest then do 20 another minutes rest 15 etc etc and then have a day off is this better than just doing 25, 3 times a day? or should I change what I am doing? I havent actually gone out of my way to exercise since I was about 16 (now 27)

someone bought me four bottles of cider back from cornwall, whilst I appreciate the sentiment jesus christ its fooking orrible. each one is at least 6.5% its scrumpy flat as ****, the kind of stuff that once you have got the first two bottles down it gets quite easy to drink may as well clatter the lot of them tonight and get them out of the way, I will just blame her when I go into work with a killer hangover tomorra after drinking the entire contents of the flat

mite take a look at that panzer corps at some point, JUST GOT DUNGEON KEEPER 2 boom that will be me done for the next few nights now then

I am pretty crap at FIFA and football games in general but my mates refuse to play me because I am just so **** difficult on it I can pull the odd skill out of the bag and leave the defender looking like a clearing in the woods but my main strength in the game is defense and midfield I can close a game out and put some decent attacking moves together but as soon as I get into the final third I am pretty **** useless, I normally end up picking up a shoddy goal in the 85th minute and leaving them throwing their pads against the wall. I cant really be arsed to play it by myself I get about 6 games into the league and knock it off completely bored of it

I am waiting to find out what my water rates are going to be as well but I have gotta wait for them to send through my account details and what not before they can tell me how much it will be, my electricity comes in at next to nothing but my gas is what is going to kill me during the winter, they currently want 78 quid a month off ke but I'm sure when I start giving regular meter readings that will drop down quite a bit

I am sick of the frantic games on the PS3 that require you to have spider fingers to play them anyone got any good recomendations for games on the laptop which dont require a pad to play them? I have got FM12 and I'm sick of that as well. I'm thinkin about the oldschool style games like rollercoaster tycoon and dungeon keeper and shit like that but dont know what knew one's are around in that sort of style anyone able to offer any help?