leemond2008

Sitting in the pub reminiscing about dogs that have joined the big farm in the sky

I was out having a quiet drink and some food after work with a girl I know, I saw her onto the bus and started to make my way to my own bus stop and as I was walking down a back road he came stumbling over to me (can in hand) and asked if I had a light, he lit his dog end and then asked me for a fag I told him I didn't have any and he started stumbling all over the place giving me loads of abuse then he swung for me (in slow motion) I got out of the way of it and he copped me on me head and fell over, it didn't hurt or anything so I left. Him on the floor trying to get up

A tramp punched me on the top of my head tonight cuz I didnt Have any fags Landed rite on the top of my cranium lol it must have hurt him more than me.

In the things that piss you off thread I just vent in there and often throw a load of swear words in to make it sound like I'm more pissed off than I actually am as for the the gym culture I didn't mean to generalise it but that is just how I feel at the moment, I dont really fancy getting involved in the whole ''monthly payment'' thing because I am not overly serious about it, its just something I am thinking about getting into, and the fact that the gym I used to go to was indeed full of knob heads I could do it in front of other people but I suppose its a bit like playing the guitar I prefer to play my guitar in an empty room rather than having other people around, and I am pretty much confined to my flat to do it as I dont have a garden. again, appologies if my posts come across overly aggresive I am a big loveable hug in a mug really

ha, why what have I done now?

That sounds good, again though any idea how much they cost and what sort of weight I should be starting with?

you could make a film about that

to be honest the gym doesnt interest me at all, dont like the thought of having to do shit in front of other people, used to go when I was younger and the ammount of dickheads that you used to get in there was quite frankly unbelievable my main problem is that I am kind of confined to my house to do it, only thing I could do would be to go running but that dont really appeal to me either

ok then say I did decide that I wanted to move onto weights (doubt I will but I am kind of condering it) how do I know what to buy to start with and how much do they typically cost?

ok then its about time I posted in this thread now I am quite a big lad, 6ft, not fat but definately more flab than muscle I am kind of hooked on press ups at the moment, I barely do any physical exercise but the other week for one reason or another I ended up trying to do some press ups and I managed 15 quite easily (shit I know, but then I have never had any upper body strength) but I have been doing them pretty much every day and can do 25 now (this is in about 2 weeks) I have been doing pretty much 25 3 times a day but have just took a look at it online and have seen that the best way to do it is to push yourself to the limit once a day every other day, as in do 25 have a minutes rest then do 20 another minutes rest 15 etc etc and then have a day off is this better than just doing 25, 3 times a day? or should I change what I am doing? I havent actually gone out of my way to exercise since I was about 16 (now 27)

someone bought me four bottles of cider back from cornwall, whilst I appreciate the sentiment jesus christ its fooking orrible. each one is at least 6.5% its scrumpy flat as ****, the kind of stuff that once you have got the first two bottles down it gets quite easy to drink may as well clatter the lot of them tonight and get them out of the way, I will just blame her when I go into work with a killer hangover tomorra after drinking the entire contents of the flat

mite take a look at that panzer corps at some point, JUST GOT DUNGEON KEEPER 2 boom that will be me done for the next few nights now then

I am pretty crap at FIFA and football games in general but my mates refuse to play me because I am just so **** difficult on it I can pull the odd skill out of the bag and leave the defender looking like a clearing in the woods but my main strength in the game is defense and midfield I can close a game out and put some decent attacking moves together but as soon as I get into the final third I am pretty **** useless, I normally end up picking up a shoddy goal in the 85th minute and leaving them throwing their pads against the wall. I cant really be arsed to play it by myself I get about 6 games into the league and knock it off completely bored of it

I am waiting to find out what my water rates are going to be as well but I have gotta wait for them to send through my account details and what not before they can tell me how much it will be, my electricity comes in at next to nothing but my gas is what is going to kill me during the winter, they currently want 78 quid a month off ke but I'm sure when I start giving regular meter readings that will drop down quite a bit

I am sick of the frantic games on the PS3 that require you to have spider fingers to play them anyone got any good recomendations for games on the laptop which dont require a pad to play them? I have got FM12 and I'm sick of that as well. I'm thinkin about the oldschool style games like rollercoaster tycoon and dungeon keeper and shit like that but dont know what knew one's are around in that sort of style anyone able to offer any help?

the dark knight featuring robin

posted in the wrong thread

Naseem was an arrogant prick who didn't give a **** if people didn't like him as long as they found him entertaining Khan is an arrogant prick who seems to be desperate for people to like him

I watched the fight again earlier as well and to be honest some of the punches he took were pretty sickening with 2:05 to go in the 4th round **** me that was horrible didn't they say that in his training camp he was sparring as if he was gearing up for a war even though roach was saying that the plan that they were working on was for him to get in throw three punches and get back out of there? I read a quote by him the other day when he was talking about the ammount of boxers who are taking this synthetic testosterone or what ever it is and Khan said ''everyone should be forced to give blood and urine samples during the build up to fights, could you imagine me if I was taking that stuff? I would be an animal'' as soon as I read that I said to someone at work ''its all very well and good being an animal but an animal with a glass chin wont get very far''

cant see him retiring just yet, he will still wanna move up a weight and give it a shot in that division, probably find he will be more comfortable in there even though he will be right at the bottom of the pecking order.

khan v brook sometime in the future maybe?

If khan could have kept him at distance then I fancied him to win but I said before the fight if garcia got in close and managed to turn it into a real scrap then Garcia could cause him some real problems. Khan has always had 2 major flaws if you ask me and that is his chin and his defence, sayin that though the hook that Garcia caught him with wod have troubled most people

ok then, who is scuba steve??? I was a constant reader of the honey trap thread and if i recall correctly old 'scuba steve' was a normal bloke on a dating website who held a card up with his name on to prove he was who he said he was and things escalated from there, am I correct in that? I only ask because if you click on 'credits' at the bottom of the page it throws up a window in which it says so if he was just a normal person on a dating website what are the chances of him being a contributer to this site and not realising that there was a whole thread pretty much dedicated to him???

I dunno why the **** I even attempted that last night, I wasn't pissed at the time (I had a few cans but not a lot) you knownwhen you just wake up and think to yourself "how the **** was that ever a good idea. I don't normally have any problems at all with staying awake. I dunno what the longest I have ever gone is (without prescribed help) but I can normally do a good 24 hours with no problem if I have a reason for it

I'm thinking that this has no point to it at all....especially as I am doing it tomorrow and at least tomorrow I have a reason to do it it will be a different story as I will be up to watch the boxing but now I'm just kind of bored so I'm gunna go to bed cuz there is literally fook all left to do kind of dissapointed cuz I'm not tired just...well...bored