AndyM3000

Was going to say exactly this. Would do very well in any team that isn't completely shite.

That's terrible news, I'm sorry to hear that. Where do you live? You know, just so I can avoid it.

fhdsfhdsiohgfugbhfgfdg. GTFO.

Wouldn't have minded Ronaldo, he's alright, could improve us.

We only had chances against West Ham because they went 2-0 and were happy to sit back and defend everything.

He's only been there about 3 weeks!

Lambert Out.

I lol'd

---------------Guzan--------------- Bacuna-Vlaar--Baker--Bennett Alby-----Westy-Delph-----Bert -------------Benteke--------- ------------Gabby-------------

Daniel Sturridge has been in my house. Iv played poker with Brad Garrett (Robert in Everyone Loves Raymond) & Anthony Gardner (ex Spurs, now Sheff Wed captain, 1 England cap!). On the note of Barry Bannan. We were playing golf at Lea Marston pitch & putt and he was in the group behind us, he over hit his tee shot (Insert joke) and we helped him find his ball. At the end they skipped the last hole and replayed the first, he tee'd off and left the ball and went. I got that ball and still have it, after he has broken the world record for Real Madrid in pass completion, assists and all time cross accuracy, I'm going to sell this golf ball to Con for £10m.

I swear I was in the right thread, how I ended up here I have no idea. I'm on the app on my iPhone, I'll blame that!

I actually went snowboarding when I was about 14/15 in Austria. Me and my brother with about 8 German kids, 10 minute explanation in German and then 2 minutes to us. Got pissed off after 2 days and quit. Should have had some lessons at the snowdome before I went.

Wrong thread!

I'd love someone like him at the Villa. He's the only entertaining manager in the league.

I'll take Wii tennis so I don't actually have to get up off the sofa.

In THIS team and under Lambert I agree it is like playing with 10 men. When Lambert came in he had Bent a 24m striker who all he needs is some service and he signed Benteke, turned out to be pretty good but Bent will get goals as proved when he had players like Young/Downing/Walker/Albrighton playing wide and getting crosses in. His record for us was pretty good under McLeish and Houllier.

Fingers crossed No manager resigns anymore because they don't get a huge payoff. We have a manager that will never resign and a chairman that wont ever sack him. Lambert has resigned on plenty occasions previously. Small clubs aren't worth much, his Villa contract would be worth millions, he isn't going to jack that in regardless.

Fingers crossed No manager resigns anymore because they don't get a huge payoff. We have a manager that will never resign and a chairman that wont ever sack him.

Na, that was too funny. The look on Lord Ferg's face was priceless. It was but it might not be worth how funny it was at the end of the season. Hopefully wont matter but its a point I didn't think Fulham would get.

Be interesting if that point makes a difference to Fulham at the end of the season and it could be at our expense, you never know.

Bahaha. I lol'd so hard

A low pass into the box and a shot from the edge. Why are they crossing it high all game? LOLmoyes.

They have top players and its their job to break down the defence and Fulham have one of the worst. Quick passes, movement, spaces. They have the players to do it but keep going wide.

Haven't read everything, its fairly obvious it isn't going to work though it seems most can see that. Fulham cant get out though, Bent doesn't have the pace or strength to hold the ball up there it's going to come straight back unless he gets some support.

Why are they crossing the ball? Fulham have big CBs and Utd dont have a single player who is known for heading ability.