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Houlston

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  1. I thought Bennett played well towards the end of the season. But on topic I have an equal amount of excitement for Tonev, Okore and Helenius. Tonev because his shooting looks incredible, Okore because he looks a monster that can defend and go forward and Helenius because some of his skills make me drool.
  2. Even though I know Villaajax is Villa Ajax I have some sort of stigma in my head that makes me read it as Villa Jax.
  3. Gotta be heaven, regardless of the earache you'd get. An F1 driver for a season or a porn star for life
  4. Not sure what the last would you rather was so........ .........Would you rather be 10ft or 4ft tall?
  5. If it was my work phone "Well why haven't you done it?"
  6. Hmmm, I have a 5 year old daughter and when the time comes for her to start engaging in relationships I'm going to be stressed for sure. But taking your example there, I'm fairly certain that I wouldn't react anywhere near like you. In fact I'd say I'm where Mike is at.
  7. Rob Lowe is literally my favourite person
  8. Megan Fox on an Iron Lung Would you rather have sex with your fiance or aunt? Rich and Ugly or Poor and Handsome as **** Damn beaten to it Err Morpheus and his aunt Rich and Ugly or Poor and Handsome as ****
  9. but there are also people that can eat pizza for breakfast , not exercise , not work and yet remain skinny .. and yet they don't get labelled lazy just because they are thin ...... They will probably still have high cholesterol though.
  10. "So then Harry said to me, are you feeling lucky punk?"
  11. £10 on Estimate at 5/1, winnings placed on Spain over 8 goals at evens. Lovely stuff. Tempted to put the 100 on a Uruguay win or a Suarez goal anytime.
  12. Ignoring the name but the Renault Zoe is a great bit of engineering and the Clio, since its inception, has always been a good car.
  13. I've been relying on that my whole life You're too modest, have you seen peoples comments in rogues gallery?
  14. Not sure on that mate, he just looks like a nice guy with a beard and one that already has a horrifically annoying name.
  15. There is never not a time and a place for this
  16. its also quite a clever name too. They've used correlations to it throughout, such as the birdhouse for home, a quill to tweet, an egg before you add a profile pic, the symbol of twitter is a bird, there's probably something else.
  17. Seeing my daughter on her first sports day win the first race by swapping lanes and blocking off second place. ****ing chuffed to bits.
  18. The problem I have with many comic book/superhero films is the inevitable cheesiness and cringe worthy one-liners made even worse, in the cinema, by people actually laughing out loud.
  19. Curiosity got the better of me and I watched The Human Centipede. Whilst at times the acting was woeful at other times it was quite good. I think I enjoyed it but certainly the mad doc creeped me out.
  20. Today I followed a Renault Kangoo adapted with a wheel chair ramp. There were several disabled stickers on the back and the guy driving looked like he may well be dead. Normally I cant stand car stickers but this car had a "if you come any closer you can kiss my ass" sticker on it. Made me chuckle.
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