Hiney

YESS!

yeh was a female mate, and all she got out was the phone

Only time it happened my mate found this girls phone on the floor in the bogs at some rave weekender. Back at the chalet she gets it out and we all start looking for funny pics, which we found. Pics of her in lingerie, pics of her and her vibrator etc etc. Anyway we took it upon ourselves to forward a few choice pics onto 'mom', 'dad' and 'nan' with some inspired captions. It was absolutely piss hilarious at the time but looking back i feel quite shady. She would have been none the wiser coming home on monday, just a phone down.. not the fact her rents had seen these pics. I wish i'd have been a fly on the wall. Under normal circumstances i'd return it though.

I would love to see that team tonight. Yeh that'd be my team aswell, although i think the chances are pretty remote! We'll probably end up with Reo Coker on the right in a 4-4-2 with Heskey/Carew upfront with Agbonlahor

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:shock: I'd be reluctant to play that team against a league 1 side. Team that beat Chelsea for me, the've had a week between matches there's absolutely no need to rotate players with a schedule like that early on in the season . Must win match but i've got a horrible feeling we'll get turned over

Born and raised in Lichfield, now live in Bristol and have done for 6 years.

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Excellent performance and showed real character coming back from a goal behind against a team like Chelsea. Stand outs for me were the defence, in particular Warnock. He's such a good player, his distribution is second to none.. rarely see him give the ball away, always finds a Villa man and he's good going forward to. Dunne and Collins, solid and a goal a piece. Thought the atmosphere was good, especially for an early kick. Throughly enjoyable day out 8)

I went to school and played in the same football team as Dennis Mortimor's son. Played football in his back garden on numerous occasions as a nipper I was on a German Game show during world cup 2006, i won 100 euros for chewing on this swedes sock for 10 seconds.

Nah was off limits mate

Nope :x

I have, she was a little fitty too and that's saying something as i'm not usually attracted to Indian girls. She was pretty tame in the sack though it's got to be said.

I agree with that pretty much word for word Carew didn't look interested and looked off the pace, Sidwell i didn't really notice much. Big thumbs up for the rest of the boys though

We'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one i reckon! Cracking goal, great strength and top corner finish in off the post. Can't ask for much more

They've got one in Phuket, Thailand too

Just got back, absolutely buzzing Pretty crap game by and large but we got three points and it should have been 3 come the end. I thought the defence was solid, really impressed with all the new signings, especially Collins who won absolutely everything in the air. Thought Cuellar was really good aswell. Bit frustrated we didn't change things around and bring Carew on earlier, Gabby was so isolated on his own and we just didn't look like scoring. I think 4-5-1 is the formation we need to play against teams that want to attack and come at us but against the likes of blues i think we need something a little more offensive.. was much better when we went 4-4-2. Overall happy

I'm not saying the guys source is credible or anything but i can imagine Bent being the type of player Spurs would go for, and i think if he had to choose between us and them it'd probably be them. The London factor is big, especially for a lad born, raised there, who also spent a good part of his football career there too!

I'll be watching purely because i couldn't handle not watching. International football has pissed me off for a good while now but i still have to support the lads. I think it will be an unconvincing 1-0 win to us, Mcclaren seriously needs to go, but i wouldn't want us to not qualify for the competition as plans are already in place for austria/switzerland next year :?

Any trophy would be a start! It's been a long 11 years

Absolutely want them to come up! Best games of the season when they're up

My cousin will be over the moon with that! Life long Villa fan!

Small heath by a country mile, my hatred for them can't be matched. I also hate Wolves as a few of my best mates are Wolves fans so a fierce rivalry has formed between us

I'd love to be proven wrong but I just don't see it, if you want a thug in the middle of the pitch then yes he is quality. Exactly what we need, some bulldog spirit. I'd have barton any day of the week