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LOL - EXACT same routine! WTF, you bunch of losers.

WE GOT A CORNER!!

They're currently singing "How shit must you be, it's only 1-0."

Daley Blind looks like an extra in Jesus Christ Superstar.

LOL. We are so shit. How have they not scored a second yet?

Good thing we have all those defenders out there.

FFS.

What on earth is this formation supposed to be?

Clearly the Apocalypse is on the way.

Or: UNPREPARED.

He was, though. This isn't opinion, this is measurable. He literally led the league in crosses claimed in Lambert's first season here; according to Squawka he had an average claim success of 94%. It's not exaggeration, it's statistical fact. It's stunning how much he has declined in just a few years.

Dear Eric Black: thank you for reminding me how shit Kieran Richardson is.

Surely he did enough today to earn a three-year contract extension.

Here you go.

Haha, yeah, the fans make us a laughing stock. Good one.

Sorry for your losses, Stevo and AlwaysAVFC.

I bet Aguero pissed off a lot of FF players missing that penalty.

Our players are shit, but at least they play without any fight or heart in them.

Remember that time Australia beat American Samoa 33-0?

My preference is for Macintosh apples. Grannysmith is my second choice. Red Delicious apples should be fined for false advertising. They are red but they are not delicious.

Low blow!

Zero disagreement here.

Little victories.

What's even crazier is that we'd have to DOUBLE our total number of wins for the season, in just the last ten games, in order to achieve that.

Fairly typical game from Guzan -- a few good saves, a few panicky howlers, poor distribution. Nice to see that he's used his time on the bench to try to improve his game. More than any other player in our squad (possible exception: Gabby), Brad seems to epitomize our abject failure. I don't mean that he alone (or even he especially) is responsible for that failure, only that he typifies it. 3-4 years ago, he was excellent for us. But with no competition for his spot, and apparently no one pushing him to become better, he's become lazy and complacent. Like the rest of our club from owner, to Board, to management, to coaching staff, to playing staff, rewarded at every turn for mediocrity and zero thought given to making improvements. For years, "just barely good enough" has been the acceptable standard.