WIFES PRAYER:
When i lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome,smart and strong one who's willy is think and long. One who'll screw 'til me body's twiching. In the hall, the garden or the kitchen. I pray that this man will love me no-end and never attempt to shag my best-friend. Then as i kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the rocket polisher you sent me instead..