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kimmie

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  1. I answered with Iraq where is that?? as im currently on the border of yes and no, yes it was good no saddam lives saved a country is now potentially better off!! no it was bad as it wasnt our war to fight! our boys have lost lives! lies were told for it to happen!! Yes all black and white in my eyes before start saying it aint black and white! x
  2. All as shit as each other!!!
  3. Well i ve tried weed (many varieties...thanks to my other half being a stoner) cocaine E's Speed Glue sniffing But as a mother i dont so much as touch a drop of alcohol, when the children are here or will soon to be!! My thinking is that if i try these drugs when it comes to my kids trying them i can tell them whats gonna happen! (good excuse pah)
  4. Money is the root of all evil But as im satans offspring BRING IT ON!! And if somebody else is suffering for me to have money maybe they shouldn 't have turned down the money in the first place!! Serves em bloody right! In this world its look after number one and number on only! (in my case number 2 n 3 included) lol
  5. bicks... funny pic but can his pet read or is that another picture to come as look above the pet dishes ( yes i realise i probably the only person to have noticed) !
  6. two snowmen in a field one turns to the other and says 'Do you smell carrots?' BADDUM
  7. WELL SAID!!! Funny jokes about Jade Goody would be her being dumb jokes about her dying, her illness, her life at the moment... SICK!!! She isnt my favourite of people and I am a wee bit fed up of her being in the paper everyday but no need to go so low peeps come on!! *rant over*
  8. I wanted to put Al pacino, n samuel l jackson..................but pacino rules it everytime
  9. C:\Users\kimberley\Documents\Dell Webcam Center\Photo Capture\photos\20081001\mommy and the lads.jpg im trying to post n image help needed
  10. before Darius Vassell played for villa, he was kicked out of a 5a-side football team, so my brother could take his place as my brother a better footballer
  11. yeh just reinforcing it... if i cant get it i bi it.....badadum
  12. cant believe we have 9 lesbians and 5fellow bi sexuals.. All good fun. Or is that just Rob hoping and voting more than once.
  13. kimmie

    Running

    Run........ now people why would i intentionally run... its not like i live in the middle of Lozells and will need to run from pimp daddies! (pml) Run........ hahahahah it would be like Jade Goody getting her bits and bobs out again... funny for all of 2seconds until you realise what the hell you are actually laughing at, then feeling ashamed for ever setting your eyes on such a thing!!!
  14. Dollond & Aitchinson.....The opticians They have me working for them...... do they need anymore???
  15. a daddy long legs is one of the most venomous creatures out there, but their bite is so pathetic, they cant inject it in you to hurt you!!!
  16. in the UK it is illegal for you to throw a bucket or water over somebody, but it isnt illegal to throw a bucket of human urine!!!!
  17. 22,but feel 16 lol (still legal)
  18. i hope this works but me in school uniform!! lol
  19. i slip my mouth around it & suck it till im high & when the white stuff comes in my mouth i suck the bastard dry!!! CADBURY'S CREME EGG how do you eat yours???
  20. A nude ghost appears to 3 nuns in the convent, waves his cock at them and says" Hocus Pocus". Nuns shout never mind the Hocus just **** Pocus!!
  21. WIFES PRAYER: When i lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome,smart and strong one who's willy is think and long. One who'll screw 'til me body's twiching. In the hall, the garden or the kitchen. I pray that this man will love me no-end and never attempt to shag my best-friend. Then as i kneel and pray by my bed. I look at the rocket polisher you sent me instead..
  22. A Jewish boy has been born with no eyelids. The doctors say they can operate using old foreskin but his mother is worried it will make him cock eyed.
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