kimmie

Well explain to me why people are calling for the board to go aswell???

No not at all, im devastated aswell, but calling for Mon's head is a joke! Yeah we need a kick up the ass! Fickle fans do my head in. You all turn into manager of the century come match day! Shit happens, We were slaughtered, but it werent like it was a bolt out the blue. Were tired, weve had some difficult games, and a lot of pressure! We've got to wembley twice this season does that not account for anything? Were have made progress from 2years ago. We are a tired small team, and that needs to be addressed. Stick behind the team, and support them instead of throwing in the towel! Yeah you aint happy, but you never learn do you, abusing the manager, calling for his head, does nothing but put more stress on the team!! SHIMPLES!!!

im ashamed to be a villa fan today. And not because of a piss poor result. But because David O'leary was right, were fickle!! MON is god and will be god....look were we've been this season. Look at how far we've come, yet you people are wanting to replace him...but not with anyone superior, i saw gareth f'g southgates name on that poll..... Oh my fu***ng god, take a look at yourselves you shameful bunch of small heath alliance lovers!! cause thats all you are. Your like them. Cause Claret and blue certainly aint in your blood. I am proud of them villa boys today, proud because they ve taken us to wembley not once but twice this season. Im proud because no matter how tired they are they still play with pride, and dont resort to bumming the ref. Im proud to be claret and blue!!

Im more concerned she'll get called Trannie mwhahahahahahaha. I had a habit of calling Dylan..... Dildo or Dylie Willie.. any more honest opinions on Trinity Dyllin yeah girl version is dyllan or dylana which i think is too much calling her dylan!! which i dont think would be ok . if you get me

I was thinking Trinity Dyllin Trinity after well you guys know, And Dyllin, because my little boy who passed away in june was called Dylan kind of a memorial to him!! Honest opinions people needed?

I looked into 4D, but felt as this is my 3rd baby, it was a bit unfair on the other two if i had a video of this one and not them! I am 24weeks this week, and havent started NOTHING.. I have learnt previous mistakes of buying travel system early, u get a bad back later in pregnancy and that once light travel system, will feel like trying to lift a car! Also certain companies such as ASDA, Tesco will be having baby sales in the next few months they always do. Oh and you will be surprised how little you need when everyone else buys stuff!!

Yeh my sonographer turned the colours on for us, so we were able to check the flow from umbilical cord, to baby, and check how many arteries were working properly. It was awesome!

I like trinity and had considered that myself! My daughter on her scan picture has clenched fist, but her little finger is poking out like she a posh bird!! LOVE IT!! lmao

Right i wanted to call the baby im popping out in july Aston.... Well only turns out its a girl.... how bloody rude, 3rd kid i managed to persuade the manure fan to let me call it ASton and then this... Well i want a Villa related name for her! All ideas are welcome! (except and 'wrong' uns from rob) Oh and i know its a very girlie ask but u know, sometimes us females have to bring a smidge of pinkness over to this dark side you know!!

The Tesco Doctor One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!' Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies. There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid....a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Clubcard points'. So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks'. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and 'pleasured himself' into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results with a grin. The computer prints the following: 1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.... Thank you for shopping at Tesco

im glad it aint just me that gets wound up by the bunch of morons... Oh and sadly and shamefully i have to admit that i think i went to school with the gollom lookalike..

go and take it home, and spend it wisely....i would happily go to prison for 100k, i would probably do 6months...Im sure i can handle a bit of lesbo loving for 6months,......... Kimmie will be away from her pc for the forseeable future.... lol

Kimmie found a pic of gingerlads 'broken' computer

Real reason why Gingerlad has stopped He's been busted!!

HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL 1.Hold your cat in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2.Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3.Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4.Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5.Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse in from garden. 6.Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously. 7.Retrieve cat from curtain rail; get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8.Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9.Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10.Retrieve cat from neighbour’s shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessertspoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11.Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12.Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13.Tie the little bastard’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14.Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15.Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL 1.Wrap it in bacon or a hamburger. 2.Toss it in the air.

A man goes into a pet shop and asks the shop keeper for a new pet. "I don't want a cat or a dog I want something different!" Specifies the man. The shop keeper informs him that they have some talking centipedes for £50. Happy with that the man buys his new pet and carefully takes it home in a match box. When he gets home he carefully opens the matchbox, looks down at the centipede and says: "hello mr centipede do you fancy going down the pub for a drink?" The centipede says nothing. Assuming it must be tired from the trip from the pet shop he thinks "I'll give it half an hour then ask it again". 30 Mins later he again goes to the centipede and says "hello mr centipede do you fancy going down the pub for a drink?" Again the centipede says nothing. The man thinks to himself "ok I will give it another 30 mins and if it doesn't talk to me then I'm taking it back!" 30 Mins later the man goes to the centipede and says "hello mr centipede do you fancy going down the pub for a drink?" The Centipede replied "I heard you the first blooming time! I'm putting my shoes on!"

i ve posted that on my facebook status its brilliant!!!

i dont get it!!!

were a good bunch aint we!! Come on villa talk.....lets talk about your sexual health!! i bet the blue nose lot couldn't do this!! I mean they're all inbred , so does it really count if you get a disease of ya family i mean you share dna so why not aids!!

You may know that but ask you mates how many of them know it!! you'll be shocked!! and yes an outbreak will occur but it can be coldsores....and really who thinks oh i got cold sores...whoah get myself to the clinic...

you do know herpes...can still be spread even when you use a condom.....it only cuts down the risk of spreading std's such as the clap. and you dont have to show the physical signs of herpes (ie warts) to have the disease you can be a carrier!

i think the better question would be who has actually been to the std clinic and got checked out!! As if you have never been you'll say no but you could be riddled with nob rot the lot!!!

ok do we need the pictures...seriously its unfair...3:14 in the morning where am i gonna get crap food to eat!!! the best thing about crap food is that you usually dont have to cook it, its from a takeaway!! yummmmmmyummmmm (dribble dribble)

Reports that michael jackson had a heart attack are incorrect, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke!!

Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen in a childrens ward... it appears in death he will still continue to put the willies up small children