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Risso

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  1. Surely if this thread has taught you nothing else, it should be to roll HORDE! Dwarf hunter my arse! Can't say I miss the game at the moment. It had just turned into an arcade game, and all the things that made it fun, like exploring and completing difficult instances for the first time, went out of the game.
  2. Exactly why I've stopped playing Sie. They should just make it an arcade game with the max rank of all spells on three buttons, and start knocking it out on the PS3.
  3. Train driver misses red light signal, rumours that he was looking for funny pics for the "And in today's news" thread on Villatalk at the time are so far unconfirmed
  4. Awesome. I've got Air - Moon Safari on.
  5. Slightly off topic but one thing I don't get is why people support our membership of an undemocratic institution that hasn't even had it's own accounts signed off for 14 years because it is so corrupt? Have we all just been going mad about corruption in our Parliament or did I imagine that? Why then is the Euro gravy train seen as some sacred cow? (Genuine question by the way) That's a very, very good question. If the EU were a company, all the directors would have been thrown in prison for fraud by now.
  6. That's my favourite part of the world ever, I'm going to retire there when I've made my millions. Nice photo.
  7. I voted 3. I really couldn't care less. I used to be 100% all the way, but too many years of players who I really hate like Lampard, Neville, Ferdinand, Gerrard and Owen have got to me.
  8. Wow, Brown does somthing right - getting rid of the godawful Flint. As for Burnley, it doesn't surprise me that they elected a BNP to the county council. Horrible downtrodden shithole, full of nasty little racists.
  9. Racism is the defining characteristic of the BNP. If you're not a racist, they won't let you in. And if you're not a racist, you have no business voting for them. It's all worth pointing out that the BNP rules forbid black or Asian people from being a candidate for them.
  10. Much as I detest them, I think they probably will.
  11. It sure was, as was Silithus later on, and of course, our very on VT designated gank central, Chillwind Camp. Me and Dan used to use Sam as lowbie bait, then come out and kill whoever attacked him.
  12. They made it really easy to get close to mages. Wolves, grounding totem, hex, earth shock....nowhere near as difficult as they used to be.
  13. A father-to-be paces up and down the corriders of the maternity unit when the midwife suddenly bursts through the doors of the delivery room. "Your baby has been delivered sir, but im afraid theres some good news and bad news". "oh my god" says the father, "whats the bad news?" "Well im afraid your baby has been born ginger" says the midwife, "bloody hell!!" screams the father in horror, "what the hell can the good news possibly be then!!" "well fortunately sir" explains the delighted midwife "your child was also born dead!!"
  14. A dirty ally in our midst? Wish I'd seen that before cancelling my account. When I attacked a squishy it looked like a frog being put in a blender.
  15. This thread is hilarious. I don't think I've seen this amount of bewilderment between two groups of people in my life before. Sod the Israelis and Palestinians, standers v sitters is the conflict of the future.
  16. Yup, nothing much beats a teflon poo.
  17. I am absolutely amazed that people remain seated. Surely the average bloke's arse fills most of the hole in the seat? I can imagine women remaining seated, as they're used to it after having a pee, but blokes? All sitters are therefore closet homosexuals....
  18. I don't think that's the first time you've posted that untruth. Both Little and Gregory managed it in the 90s, as well as doing better in the cups. And having to work with Ellis.
  19. A rather nice cider from Thatcher's called Katy, which presumably is the type of apple. Anyway it's 7.4% and quite refreshing.
  20. It's a public forum, you're always going to get people pressing the "wrong" button for a "laugh." If you put up a poll saying should the Villa shop sell commemorative Paul Tait "shit on the Villa" shirts you'd have a few votes saying yes, I'm sure.
  21. I actually think he's a very good player, and could easily have gone on to be the next Roy Keane. Unfortunately, he's also a psychopathic, mindless, redeeming-featureless waste of air. If we ever signed him, I think that would be it for me and Premiership football to be honest. The only possible up side would be if he picked a fight with Carew in training. I'd pay good money to see Big John rearrange his limbs for him.
  22. I think you'd need at least 20 boxers to take out a polar bear, maybe more. One swipe of their claws would tear someone in half instantly. I think the only chance the boxers would stand would be if they used Ricky Hatton's thighbone as an impromptu club. I know you stated no weapons, but I feel using the remnants of dead combatants is within the spirit of the competition. It would also show whether the ingenuity of man is a match for the sheer brute force of nature.
  23. 2-4 bears (assuming they were something reasonably hard like polar bears would easily take out a T Rex I reckon. The dinosaur only has its jaws for a weapon, so if two bears attacked from behind I reckon they'd soon overpower it. I've just spent 15 minutes looking up the relative sizes and weights on Wiki. Must stop reading Nayson's threads and get out more.
  24. Don't be surprised, everybody agrees that I'm right and comes round to my way of thinking eventually.
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