maqroll

A Jewish kid goes up to his grandpa and asks, "Grandpa, can I have fifty dollars?" Grandpa says, "Forty dollars? Whadaya need thirty dollars for?"

Great Works of Art http://tinyurl.com/cowlqq

I believe it all went wrong when we coughed up two goals to Stoke at the end of the game. That result took the air right out of our sails, and we've looked a completely different side since, with the exceptions being the Man U and Everton games, which can't even be considered successes! It all points to Stoke for me. It was a devastating result.

Funny Heineken Commercial http://tinyurl.com/76wl2c

Eh

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General, Any plans for the club to come over to The States at some point....in particular...Boston?

You'll have to pay through your nose to cop tickets to either Yankees or Mets, cuz they're both opening new stadiums this year. Mets should cost you less though. Try to get to a Rangers game. they play at MSG, so you wont have to leave Manhattan.

Drugs I've Used: Nicotine--Kicked the habit 8 years ago Alcohol--I always need to keep an eye on my drinking Cannabis--Weed is too potent these days...havent used it in years Cocaine--Makes me want to smoke cigarettes...havent used it in years MDMA--Incredible feeling, but stopped using it years ago out of long-term effect fears Ketamine--Tried it once....AWFUL Mushrooms--Tried it once years ago...great fun until a friend started losing his marbles With the exception of Ketamine and Mushrooms, I'd do any of these drugs all the time, if there were no consequences, But alas......there are....

I have one really long poll for emergencies

Hmmm?

This has been weighing on my mind for a long time now

actually one's dead, but good effort

General, pay no mind to a certain poster who said he'd like to wipe out the USA. I'm sure it was in jest.

I have options tonight. I have 8 bottles of Peroni Beer I have a glass of cabernet left A little nip of Grand Marnier Pasta is on the menu tonight, so the wine will go nicely with that. Then a few beers with the cognac for desert...woot!

Hello General, I don't know if this falls within your sphere of influence, but if there is any way you can send a message straight to Gabriel Agbonlahor to let him know that despite the boo birds, the VAST MAJORITY of Villa fans are behind him 100%. I don't like the idea that Villa fans are being painted with one brush in the media over this, because it's not the real deal. Best, Maqroll

Wow, 14 royals are on Villa Talk. Is the Queen Mum really dead?

I have a headache now^^^^^

There's a pub near where I live with a regular female customer people there call "Harry Redknapp"

Well said

What social class do you consider yourself to belong to?

The Holland upset gives the WBC just what it needs: A shocker. That a European team could beat the DR is exceptional. Let's hope for a few more surprises.

I'd make a wild stab in the dark and say it's because Americans don't like it when they aren't the best? Of the 5 major sports that really have an International game (football, baseball, basketball, hockey) the US are only the best in 1. I have alot of friends in the US who're very big on sports. All I ever hear about when we debate great sports teams are the US "Dream Teams" in basketball.. yet they never seem to mention the US national baseball, hockey or football teams, funny that. P.S. Just a pet hate, but why do Americans say COULD care less.. surely it's COULDN'T care less? By saying we COULD care less, we are not putting a limit on the degree of our disinterest. :winkold:

2 Stellas and a Grand Marnier. Feeling about right.