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Judging by what the Air Transport Oracle, Aka TheTrees has said, I would conclude the answer to that be "Affirmative!" High praise indeed but, much as Macca is a top Villa boy, I thought that I would check, and I think that he may have been thrown a red herring by the handling agent at BHX. The aircraft actually went to Corsica, which is where it went when he was hiring Gerard Houllier. so the plane today went to corsica again then?? RANIERI? OK, so now I'm confused again. It didn't go to Madrid today, it went to Corsica? Is that correct? Also, it is apparently returning to Luton? Is that also correct or is it coming back to BHX?

Who said he's being appointed? I'm kinda getting the vibe he turned us down out of loyalty to Wigan. Probably has a liking for pies or something.... hey maybe he'll buy Dunne as he can recommend all the good pie shops ;-) Listening to what Martinez's Chairman has said, i dont think he will jion us, even if hes offered the job. Seems to be a pretty close relationship there. Dont ask me why, but im still thinking Mark Hughes. He flew back from his holidays to talk to us, if we offer him the job he will take it. Wigan cant cope with our financial resources. Did he? From what I read earlier somewhere I took it to be that he was back because his holiday was over and not that he had curtailed his holiday. You are suggesting he cut it short?

Yep, I agree. When your reputation is in potatoes, you are truly ****.

I'd be happy with either, not least because I have a few quid on both and I'd be quids in if either were appointed. However, knowing my form with betting it will be neither and we'll see Benitez or the ginger clown turn up. Neither should be our manager, the only time they should be at VP is if one or both of them gets garroted in the centre circle at half-time for public entertainment.

I bet sully had her wearing a short mini, Stockings and high heels around the office..... "Oh Karen, could you pass me down that file from on top of the cabinet, you can stand on that stool!" I know pornodwarf is total garbage but do you really think he'd shit in his own office and get slag to pierce it with her stiletto heel? Yeah, you're right. He'd then lick it off.

He's always struck me as being an OK guy but if that is his attitude to relegation of the club he plays for I'm glad he's gone. Well, more glad because I think he was nothing like good enough for us anyway.

WTF?! That's beyond understatement of the situation. That's so inaccurate it's close to being tantamount to pro-McClaren propaganda! I'm aware some have posted that the clown wouldn't be a bad appointment. The overwhelming majority of right-thinking fans are rightfully horrified at the prospect.

I'll be surprised if Curtis Davies is still there at the start of next season. I'd expect he's on a fair whack and would also expect there to be an escape clause in his contract to cater for relegation.

Tracey Andrews seems to be taking the relegation hard.

I heard that clown as well. The bloke had an IQ around that of a dirty dishcloth. In fact, I think I'm doing the bacteria a disservice.

Maybe it's the Oxfordshire snob in me but these people really are peasants aren't they?! No, you're not. They are **** retards who shouldn't be allowed out in public or allowed to take to public broadcast airwaves. They are an embarrassment to the Midlands.

Thought you might like it, yo. Bryan Cranston has racked up 3 Emmys in 3 years for playing Walter and Aaron Paul picked one up as well. Richly deserved, too. It was a Monday ritual for me to watch that. The thing that pisses me off is that I've been waiting a year for it to come back and when it does I'll be out the country for the whole series and will have to wait until I get back to catch up.

I'm getting a warm, goey - like a ripe Camembert at room temperature - feeling about the words removed luck running out. They have fluked their way through the entire season with late or last minute equalisers and winners. Come in number incestuous pederast, your time is up. I'm convinced Spurs will turn them over and surely Wigan or Blackpool will be fighting like crazy and one of them will garb a point. As an aside, my dick wants them to stay up. It knows already it will probably be vvanked into a bit of messy spam if they go down.

You, me and quite a few others thought we could get a right shoeing today. We didn't have too many reasons to be optimistic, though, really did we!

The man (otm) whose run timing, ball control and finishing instinct guaranteed us Premiership football next season? Wide margin I would hazard, except from Confused Pete and his chromosomal clones (see Phunnay Internet pics later for Confused Pete). Really didn't expect that win but typical Villa. Beat a class team having broken our hearts losing to shite throughout the season whilst still making us shit ourselves when defending a lead and then putting our shitting selves through the mangle in the last seven minutes of play by conceding at the death! Well, we kept 'em out and so what if they were robbed by the ref in the process. ****'em. We've had our share of muggings and robbery. Great day all round. Spam down and the shit sucked into a last-day shoot-out. I'll have the prayer mat out next week. Surely Wigan or Blackpool can grab a point and Spuds will turn over the filth?

Get in Gabby

Get in Benty

He was only half my dick length from doing so! Very relieved to bag those 3 points. It was absolutely vital we did so.

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, he looked well off

Get in again

Get **** in

FFS

Reckon I might do this I'd leave out the chilli and it would work just as well if you left out the chorizo.

Doubt it, the pilot probably surrendered.