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Get in Walker!!!!!!!!!

Changes. Now.

Brad **** up there

You'll be lucky, Bradley isn't on the bench.

**** of Sidwell, with your shooting, tackling, passing and shit. I want you playing like you did for us - totally gash. It's bad enough seeing that word removed Carew haring around like a teen today.

That it was, it was like the Return Of The Magic Man.

Get in!!!!!!!

Nah, he was just off, there

Gabby coming on

Get in Bent

Usual crap from Young

Jesus, already

Well, I'm not trying to take a pop at the kid after he's gone elsewhere but hold on. He signed a long contract with us quite a while ago now. If you are truly committed to a team you move. What's this "nervously waiting for confirmation" business? He confirmed when he signed the lengthy, very lucrative contract with us and should have got his and his family's asses down to Little Aston or some such sumptuous place. Had he done so he might have actually settled in and felt he was part of the place and part of the area.

Maybe he turned up at Ireland's house one time he knew he was away clutching a game of Twister?

Now the Fonz bags one

Nice one Ciaran

Oh, they'll get rid of all their tickets alright. Every mouthbreather in the area will be after one now. "Oive bin bloose all moi life, mee. Shit on the Villa. Keep royt on". The good news is Arsenal will tear them a new one, the bad news is the so-called female so-called fans won't want a new one torn and one must sympathise with that. Who would want a fourth hole for your dad, uncle and brother to stick their filthy, malodorous, smegma-loaded cocks into?

99% sure Ged took him off as a direct result of the incident in which Collins bollocked him. Looked okay though, a little diminutive, not really the powerhouse African midfielder physique I was expecting/hoping for Yes but the sub came on very quickly after so it was already planned. That said, he did cop a ferocious bollocking from Collins just before he came off for not closing the man down and rightly so. Even if his legs had gone, which I think they had, he could have done better. However, they had seen he was done for the game. I thought he did well until he faded out and he will be a great player. I can see him being the midfield heatbeat when he gets up to speed.

DO NOT **** THIS UP!

Get in there, Ash

Nice, Stan on. Good sub

Get in Gabby, cracking header by Carlos

Great day all round really. Filth took a real hammering at Old Trafford and are back where they belong - below us on the table and flirting with relegation - Bent sores on his debut, Barry booed off the park having done little, we win with a real battling performance.

He was canny today. He put some real hurt on Tevez early, got a booking and then held his discipline.

Nearly went for Cuellar as MOTM but opted for Petrov. He had to put in a performance of skill, experience, leadership and pure stones if we were going to get anything out of that game and he did just that.